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Old Spice (also known as [[NegroTed]]'s goldmine) is an American brand of male grooming products, which shows how manly a black person can be. And no, it has nothing to do with rotten spice. There are various Old Spice adverts throughout the North American network, but the most popular (the most used by poopers) are the ones starring [[Terry Crews]], showcasing how powerful these deodorants are.
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Old Spice (also known as [[NegroTed]]'s goldmine) is an American brand of male grooming products, which shows how manly a black person can be. And no, it has nothing to do with rotten spice. There are various Old Spice adverts throughout the North American network, but the most popular (the most used by poopers) are the ones starring [[Terry Crews]] and [[the Man Your Man Could Smell Like]], showcasing how powerful these deodorants are.
 
 
 
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* Global Warming
 
* Global Warming
 
* Racism
 
* Racism
* Radioactive Boobs (if you're a woman)
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* Radioactive Boobs (If you're a woman.)
 
* Mindfucked Ear Rape
 
* Mindfucked Ear Rape
 
* Super Powers that can break flying texts, buildings and Swine Flu
 
* Super Powers that can break flying texts, buildings and Swine Flu
 
* Blowing Up Clocks
 
* Blowing Up Clocks
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* Magically Riding Horses
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* Having Tickets Dying Rights Before Your Eyes
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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==External Links==
 
==External Links==
 
*[http://www.oldspice.com/|Official Website]
 
*[http://www.oldspice.com/|Official Website]
 
 
[[Category: YouTube Poop Source]]
 
[[Category: YouTube Poop Source]]
 
[[Category: Internet Memes]]
 
[[Category: Internet Memes]]
[[Category: Commercials]]
 

Revision as of 03:50, 16 December 2010

Old Spice (also known as NegroTed's goldmine) is an American brand of male grooming products, which shows how manly a black person can be. And no, it has nothing to do with rotten spice. There are various Old Spice adverts throughout the North American network, but the most popular (the most used by poopers) are the ones starring Terry Crews and the Man Your Man Could Smell Like, showcasing how powerful these deodorants are. Old Spice logo.jpg

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Side Effects While Using Any Old Spice Product

  • Mutated Arms
  • Talking Bellies
  • Screaming Tigers
  • Global Warming
  • Racism
  • Radioactive Boobs (If you're a woman.)
  • Mindfucked Ear Rape
  • Super Powers that can break flying texts, buildings and Swine Flu
  • Blowing Up Clocks
  • Magically Riding Horses
  • Having Tickets Dying Rights Before Your Eyes

Trivia

  • Grover already made a commercial for Old Spice, but the results were exactly the opposite for him. Instead of being attacked and followed by sluts and whores, he was attracted by moths.
  • Demoman uses Old Spice instead of bottles of alcohol to catch and kill Scouts with a single shot.
No, this is not a glass of milk

External Links