Fred Phelps

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God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.

Things Done For Humanity

Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for man-kind. He has stopped Ganon many a time and has slain many a Vice President. He is also in Terminator: Salvation.

Trivia

• Every person who dies splits Hell wide open.
• Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
• He wants free popcorn.
• He thinks every problem in America is due to buttsex.
• Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything
• Is sexist by telling his wife to "Get back in the kitchen".
• His son is NOT Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
• He is banned from entering the United Kingdom.
• One time, he actually supported the works of Saddam Hussein.
  • Then again, when Saddam was executed, he stated that Saddam was now in Hell.
• He is certainly going to Hell.
• He thinks every true Christian should earn a law degree.
• He also thinks Lady Gaga has a "whore’s forehead". For once, that's something said by him that's actually correct!
• He's an Eagle Scout.
• His mother died when he was six. Mercy kill.
• He was a drug addict back in the '70s. And he still is now...
• He's a movie star!

Quotes

• YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.
• THERE WAS OLD BUSH, CRITICIZING CHINA BECAUSE THEY DON'T LET THEIR PEOPLE HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND SPEECH, AND BRAGGING THAT AMERICA DOES. YEAH.

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Used By

• SuperYoshi
• The Pope