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Uncle Phil is Will's uncle/father on <s>Family Matters</s> [[Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]. [[Image:Picture 6.png|thumb|Uncle Phil in all his glory]]
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Uncle Phil is [[Will Smith]]'s uncle/father on <s>Family Matters</s> [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]. [[Image:Picture 6.png|thumb|Uncle Phil in all his glory.]]
 
==Important Information==
 
==Important Information==
 
*He had a pet pig.
 
*He had a pet pig.
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*He has not thrown any bums in jail.
 
*He has not thrown any bums in jail.
 
*He has magical powers
 
*He has magical powers
*He is the most important character on Fresh Prince.
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*He is the best character on ''Fresh Prince''.
*He is an [[Africans|African]]
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*He is an [[Africans|African]].
 
*He is evil.
 
*He is evil.
 
*He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
 
*He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
 
*He acts as a father figure.
 
*He acts as a father figure.
 
*He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
 
*He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
*He was invented by [[Robotnik]].
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*He was invented by [[Dr. Robotnik]].
 
*He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
 
*He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
*He used to like James Brown
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*He used to like James Brown.
 
*He got thrown out of his own house
 
*He got thrown out of his own house
 
*He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
 
*He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.)

Revision as of 12:03, 17 March 2010

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Uncle Phil is Will Smith's uncle/father on Family Matters The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Uncle Phil in all his glory.

Important Information

  • He had a pet pig.
  • He once attempted to murder Will.
  • He doesn't like Christmas lights.
  • He once burned thousands of dollars.
  • He wants some cake.
  • He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
  • He is obese.
  • He has not thrown any bums in jail.
  • He has magical powers
  • He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
  • He is an African.
  • He is evil.
  • He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
  • He acts as a father figure.
  • He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
  • He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
  • He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
  • He used to like James Brown.
  • He got thrown out of his own house
  • He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
  • He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
  • He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.