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| − | Uncle Phil is Will's uncle/father on <s>Family Matters</s> [[ | + | {{stub}} |
| + | Uncle Phil is [[Will Smith]]'s uncle/father on <s>Family Matters</s> [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]. [[Image:Picture 6.png|thumb|Uncle Phil in all his glory.]] | ||
==Important Information== | ==Important Information== | ||
*He had a pet pig. | *He had a pet pig. | ||
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*He has not thrown any bums in jail. | *He has not thrown any bums in jail. | ||
*He has magical powers | *He has magical powers | ||
| − | *He is the | + | *He is the best character on ''Fresh Prince''. |
| − | *He is an [[Africans|African]] | + | *He is an [[Africans|African]]. |
*He is evil. | *He is evil. | ||
*He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters. | *He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters. | ||
*He acts as a father figure. | *He acts as a father figure. | ||
*He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle." | *He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle." | ||
| − | *He was invented by [[Robotnik]]. | + | *He was invented by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. |
*He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop. | *He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop. | ||
| − | *He used to like James Brown | + | *He used to like James Brown. |
*He got thrown out of his own house | *He got thrown out of his own house | ||
*He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.) | *He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.) | ||
Revision as of 12:03, 17 March 2010
Uncle Phil is Will Smith's uncle/father on Family Matters The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Important Information
- He had a pet pig.
- He once attempted to murder Will.
- He doesn't like Christmas lights.
- He once burned thousands of dollars.
- He wants some cake.
- He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
- He is obese.
- He has not thrown any bums in jail.
- He has magical powers
- He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
- He is an African.
- He is evil.
- He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
- He acts as a father figure.
- He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
- He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
- He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
- He used to like James Brown.
- He got thrown out of his own house
- He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
- He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
- He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.
