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Revision as of 18:46, 12 April 2010
This article is filed under Characters.God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.
Things done for humanity
Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped Ganon many a time and has slain many a Vice President. He will also be in the upcoming Terminator movie.
Trivia
- Every person who dies splits Hell wide open.
- Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
- He wants free popcorn.
- He thinks every problem in America is due to buttsex.
- Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything
- Is sexist by telling his wife to "Get back in the kitchen".
- His son is NOT Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
- He is banned from entering the United Kingdom.
- He is certainly going to hell.
- He thinks every true Christian should earn a law degree.
- He also thinks Lady Gaga has a "whore’s forehead". For once, that's something said by him that's actually correct!
Quotes
- YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.
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