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| − | Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard laid and hatched by [[Mama Luigi]]. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]] | + | Yoshi is a green [[fat]] lizard laid and hatched by [[Mama Luigi]] as a result of a [[AIDS|complete accident]]. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. [[Image:Fat_yoshi.jpg|thumb|FAT YOSHI IS FAT]] |
==Diet== | ==Diet== | ||
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by [[ADHDYoshi]]) and Mama Luigi.[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist form]] | Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except <s>himself</s> (disproven by [[ADHDYoshi]]) and Mama Luigi.[[Image:Image1.jpg|thumb|Yoshi's final rapist form]] | ||
Revision as of 10:42, 14 September 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Yoshi is a green fat lizard laid and hatched by Mama Luigi as a result of a complete accident. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet.
Diet
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except himself (disproven by ADHDYoshi) and Mama Luigi.
Likes
- Balls
- Mama Luigi
- Fire balls
- Caterpillars
- Eating
- Getting Fat
- To Do the ho thing
- Bed time stories
Fears
While Yoshi may not fear food poisoning, he does fear many things.
- Running out of Food
- Water
- Fish
- Bullet Bills
- Ms. Filkins
- Being Eaten
- Diarrhea
- Ganon
- Koopa Wizards
- Football
