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Difference between revisions of "Fred Phelps"
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Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped [[Ganon]] many a time and has slain many a [[Vice President]]. He will also be in the upcoming [[Terminator]] movie. | Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped [[Ganon]] many a time and has slain many a [[Vice President]]. He will also be in the upcoming [[Terminator]] movie. | ||
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*Every person who dies splits [[Hell]] wide open. | *Every person who dies splits [[Hell]] wide open. | ||
*Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR. | *Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR. | ||
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*His son is '''NOT''' Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the [[China|Beijing]] 2008 Olympics. | *His son is '''NOT''' Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the [[China|Beijing]] 2008 Olympics. | ||
*He is banned from entering the [[United Kingdom]]. | *He is banned from entering the [[United Kingdom]]. | ||
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*He thinks every true [[Christian]] should earn a law degree. | *He thinks every true [[Christian]] should earn a law degree. | ||
*He also thinks Lady Gaga has a "whore’s forehead". For once, that's something said by him that's actually correct! | *He also thinks Lady Gaga has a "whore’s forehead". For once, that's something said by him that's actually correct! | ||
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*YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES. | *YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES. | ||
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Revision as of 16:32, 16 February 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
He looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker.
God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.
Things done for humanity
Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped Ganon many a time and has slain many a Vice President. He will also be in the upcoming Terminator movie.
Trivia
- Every person who dies splits Hell wide open.
- Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
- He wants free popcorn.
- He thinks every problem in America is due to buttsex.
- Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything
- Is sexist by telling his wife to "Get back in the kitchen".
- His son is NOT Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
- He is banned from entering the United Kingdom.
- He is certainly going to hell.
- He thinks every true Christian should earn a law degree.
- He also thinks Lady Gaga has a "whore’s forehead". For once, that's something said by him that's actually correct!
Quotes
- YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.
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