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''Everything is lies. EVERYTHING IS LIES!!'' ~Cammy
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''Everything is lies. EVERYTHING IS LIES!!'' ~[[Cammy]]
  
  
Well, not any more! With '''Wikipedia''', we promise to tell you nothing but the truth! We make sure to source every claim and only the most notable things in the world will be listed, which is why we have articles for the head elf in ''The Santa Clause'' and Shia LaBeouf's girlfriend in ''[[Transformers]]''! No sir, you won't find unimportant things like articles for the main characters in [[Tekken]] or in Soulcalibur! Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
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Well, not any more! With '''Wikipedia''', we promise to tell you nothing but the truth! We make sure to source every claim and only the most notable things in the world will be listed! Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
  
 
==What Is It?==
 
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Wikipedia was created by James "Jimbo" Wales. He created it because he wanted to create a compilation of all the knowledge in the world. This is despite the fact that he rejects things he considers "not notable". It is believed that an overdose on information compiled on Wikipedia may greatly expand one's vocabulary to astronomical levels, possibly to the irritation of the flesh creatures around yourself.
[[No|Wikipedia is the retards' chalkboard.
 
It was born in 2001 and was a result of all 12 forms of]] [[Luigi]] [[No|dumping the bodies of bombed]] [[Octorok|Octoroks]]. [[No|Unfortunately, ]][[Debrotherized Luigi]] [[No|dropped a bottle of]] [[Volvic Revive]] [[Hell, No|onto the corpses, the radioactive properties of the Ginseng and Guarana caused the bodies to re-animate. The Oktoroks then decided to create an anti-terrorism website, but when the website got to the internet one of the debugging features from the websites creation was left undeleted; the edit button. Waves upon waves of merciless n00bs came and vandalized the website until it finally formed the hideous creation today know as Wikipedia.]]
 
  
 
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==Known Quotes==
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*The free encyclopedia.
 
*The free encyclopedia.
 
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-This is here so no-one gets sued; pay no attention to it.
 
 
Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a U.S. registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.
 
  
 
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Everything is lies. EVERYTHING IS LIES!! ~Cammy


Well, not any more! With Wikipedia, we promise to tell you nothing but the truth! We make sure to source every claim and only the most notable things in the world will be listed! Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

What Is It?

  • An online encyclopedia that may have inspired this very place. Also a frequent target of vandalism. "Can be edited by anyone" doesn't seem like such a good idea now, eh?

How It Came To Be

Wikipedia was created by James "Jimbo" Wales. He created it because he wanted to create a compilation of all the knowledge in the world. This is despite the fact that he rejects things he considers "not notable". It is believed that an overdose on information compiled on Wikipedia may greatly expand one's vocabulary to astronomical levels, possibly to the irritation of the flesh creatures around yourself.

Known Quotes

  • The free encyclopedia.
  • {citation needed}