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*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. | *Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. | ||
*[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games. | *[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games. | ||
| − | *Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. | + | *Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. He is a prick. |
*King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. If you count them as the same, though, a "King" has been in every game. | *King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. If you count them as the same, though, a "King" has been in every game. | ||
*Asuka Kazama - Jin's <s>sister</s> cousin. | *Asuka Kazama - Jin's <s>sister</s> cousin. | ||
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*Armour King - King's rival and leader of his tribe. | *Armour King - King's rival and leader of his tribe. | ||
*Steve Fox - Polite British boxer. | *Steve Fox - Polite British boxer. | ||
| − | *Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. | + | *Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson. |
*Christie Monteiro - The granddaughter of Eddy's master. [[Yes|She has also caused straight women to go lesbian]]. | *Christie Monteiro - The granddaughter of Eddy's master. [[Yes|She has also caused straight women to go lesbian]]. | ||
| − | *Gan[[ryu]] - He's the sumo wrestler ever. Yet when he retired, he decided to open up his own sumo school. Also, he likes [[masturbating]] in public. | + | *Gan[[ryu]] - He's the worst sumo wrestler ever. Yet when he retired, he decided to open up his own sumo school. Also, he likes [[masturbating]] in public. |
| + | *Sergei Dragunov - ... | ||
And a lot of others I either don't care for or forgot. And I mean it when I say "a lot". | And a lot of others I either don't care for or forgot. And I mean it when I say "a lot". | ||
Revision as of 14:36, 13 December 2009
Description
A fighting game series by Namco revolving around the "King of the Iron Fist" tournament. Also remains one of the most popular fighters around, unless you're the victim of a button-mashing opponent, or Tomonobu Itagaki. Some characters from Tekken appeared in the crossover RPG, Namco X Capcom. Yoshimitsu and Heihachi also appear as fighters in certain Soulcalibur games. In recent years, it has been prone to a few remakes with new characters and tweaked gameplay, much like one other popular fighting game.
Media Infomation
Video game
Made by
Namco
Country of Origin
Japan
Dates
1994-present
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Characters
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
- Marshall Law - Bruce Lee knock-off. Is also a chef.
- Forrest Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in Tekken 3 and then vanished off the face of the Earth.
- Yoshimitsu - A ninja who enters the tournament to steal its funds. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and most of the Soulcalibur games.
- Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all Tekkens to date.
- Lei Wulong - Jackie Chan knock-off.
- Heihachi Mishima - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all Tekken games.
- Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. He is a prick.
- King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. If you count them as the same, though, a "King" has been in every game.
- Asuka Kazama - Jin's
sistercousin. - Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with Tekken 3.
- Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guiness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every Tekken.
- Armour King - King's rival and leader of his tribe.
- Steve Fox - Polite British boxer.
- Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson.
- Christie Monteiro - The granddaughter of Eddy's master. She has also caused straight women to go lesbian.
- Ganryu - He's the worst sumo wrestler ever. Yet when he retired, he decided to open up his own sumo school. Also, he likes masturbating in public.
- Sergei Dragunov - ...
And a lot of others I either don't care for or forgot. And I mean it when I say "a lot".
Usage
First Used in a Poop by
Often Used by
Sometimes Used by
Disliked by
- Tomonobu Itagaki (creator of Dead or Alive and producer for Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword) (claims that "Tekken sucks")
Further information
Trivia
- It sounds like "chicken".
Main Source for Poopers
Websites
