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*(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[Deepercutt|fuck you]] Luigi!
 
*(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[Deepercutt|fuck you]] Luigi!
 
*(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi!
 
*(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi!
 
*IT'S ELVIS!!!
 
*IT'S ELVIS!!!
 
*Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi?
 
*Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi?
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==Death==
 
==Death==

Revision as of 18:50, 29 October 2009

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Name: Real Mario
Appears In: Super Mario Brothers Super Show
Sex: Male
Age: 75 (No Joke!)
Occupation(s): Plumber
Played By: Captain Lou Albano/Bob Hoskins

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Real Mario WAS Real Mario.

{{#ev:youtube|65uNCLBTje0|320}}DO IT, YOU FABRIC.
{{#ev:youtube|xAe4TzXzB40|320}}TUN SIE ES, SIE STOFF.

Quotes

  • Do the Mario!
  • Swing your arms from side to side!
  • Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
  • Take one step, and then again!
  • Let's do the Mario, all together now!
  • You got it!
  • It's the Mario!
  • Just like that!
  • Martian Mario!
  • Swing de arm out and out!
  • Sex? Oh, yes!
  • Enter Super Mario!
  • I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
  • Hey Captain Mario!
  • Minor fault oh, yeah!
  • Suck it!!
  • Dat is the Mario!
  • I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
  • Just for gays!
  • Luigi I'm Home!
  • (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
  • (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi!
  • IT'S ELVIS!!!
  • Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?
  • Jesus, I'm Home!!

Death

Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, just died (D. 2009/10/14), Real Mario is also dead by connection.