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Revision as of 16:03, 14 October 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Real Mario is Real Mario.
Quotes
- Do the Mario!
- Swing your arms from side to side!
- Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
- Take one step, and then again!
- Let's do the Mario, all together now!
- You got it!
- It's the Mario!
- Just like that!
- Martian Mario!
- Swing de arm out and out!
- Sex? Oh, yes!
- Enter Super Mario!
- I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
- Hey Captain Mario!
- Minor fault oh, yeah!
- Suck it!!
- Dat is the Mario!
- I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
- Just for gays!
- Luigi I'm home!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi!
- IT'S ELVIS!!!
- Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?