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Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. | Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. | ||
| − | ==Places/Situations in which one would Masturbate== | + | ==Places/Situations in which one would Masturbate.== |
*In one's home bathroom. | *In one's home bathroom. | ||
*In one's own bedroom. | *In one's own bedroom. | ||
*While on one's computer, watching [[Hentai|porn]]. | *While on one's computer, watching [[Hentai|porn]]. | ||
*[[No|At the drive-in.]] | *[[No|At the drive-in.]] | ||
| − | *[[No|In the old man's]] [[Edsel|Ford]] | + | *[[No|In the old man's]] [[Edsel|Ford.]] |
*[[No|Behind the bushes.]] | *[[No|Behind the bushes.]] | ||
*In one's basement. | *In one's basement. | ||
| + | *[[Yes|Definately not in public, I'll tell you what.]] | ||
| − | ==People who love to Masturbate== | + | ==People who love to Masturbate.== |
| + | {{vid|QGaNvWI9ZfU|If [[you]] masturbate to this video, than [[you]] are proven to love to masturbate.}} | ||
*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Grounder]] | *[[Grounder]] | ||
Revision as of 15:31, 6 September 2009
Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations in which one would Masturbate.
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
- Definately not in public, I'll tell you what.
