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| − | Masterbation is the act of playing with | + | Masterbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's [[penis]]. For women, a [[Chad Warden|dildo]] is needed to masterbate. Masterbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes [[sex]]. |
==Places/Situations in which one would Masterbate== | ==Places/Situations in which one would Masterbate== | ||
Revision as of 21:03, 5 September 2009
Masterbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masterbate. Masterbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations in which one would Masterbate
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
