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| − | ===[[M. Bison|Is This '''[[Delicious]]?!?''' | + | ===[[M. Bison|Is This]] '''[[Delicious]]?!?'''=== |
*[[NO]], THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm not a [[Delicious.]] | *[[NO]], THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm not a [[Delicious.]] | ||
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*Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of molestation, robbery, and even murder. | *Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of molestation, robbery, and even murder. | ||
| − | *How many murders, no one will ever know. | + | **How many murders, no one will ever know. |
| − | *He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to Squidward. | + | *He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to [[Squidward]]. |
*He once bothered several old people by disguising himself as a snowman. | *He once bothered several old people by disguising himself as a snowman. | ||
| + | *One time, he ripped apart a heart mascot's clothing in half, only to then suck on his [[dick]] afterwards, which caused many people to run for their lives, including [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] himself for some strange reason. | ||
*He also [[rape]]d 34 children in exactly one week. | *He also [[rape]]d 34 children in exactly one week. | ||
| + | *Currently, he's in a state prison with SpongeBob and they have [[sex]] with each other once a week (More times than that if SpongeBob drops the soap in the shower.). | ||
| + | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
Revision as of 20:12, 17 August 2009
This article is filed under Characters.A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to SpongeBob. No, wait, that's not right, his "house" is to the side of Squidward's. Who the hell cares, I don't watch the damn show.
Significance
He has the ability to become STERILE and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of STERILE. Eustace Bagg can't stand STERILE, nor can he be in the same room with STERILE. Dr. Robotnik is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so STERILE, only he knows about it.
He has no relation with Ringo Starr, who POSSIBLY looks at his dodongo at night.
Is this the Krusty Krab?
- No, this is Patrick.
Is This SPARTA?!
- No, This Is Patrick!
Is This Delicious?!?
- NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm not a Delicious.
Criminal Record
- Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of molestation, robbery, and even murder.
- How many murders, no one will ever know.
- He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to Squidward.
- He once bothered several old people by disguising himself as a snowman.
- One time, he ripped apart a heart mascot's clothing in half, only to then suck on his dick afterwards, which caused many people to run for their lives, including SpongeBob SquarePants himself for some strange reason.
- He also raped 34 children in exactly one week.
- Currently, he's in a state prison with SpongeBob and they have sex with each other once a week (More times than that if SpongeBob drops the soap in the shower.).
