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[[Image:American.jpg|thumb|right|A proud American.]]
 
[[Image:American.jpg|thumb|right|A proud American.]]
  
America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which  was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket.  Fuck yeah.
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America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia]], [[Good|Pennsylvania]]. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which  was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket.  Fuck yeah.
  
 
The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]
 
The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]
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==Liked By==
 
==Liked By==
  
*Bandit Keith
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*[[Bandit Keith]] (loves American the most, in fact.)
 
*Americans
 
*Americans
 
*[[Soldier]]
 
*[[Soldier]]
 
*[[Hop]]
 
*[[Hop]]
 
*Captain America
 
*Captain America
*Patriots
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*Revolutionary War-era Patriots
 
*[[Captain Guile|Guile]]
 
*[[Captain Guile|Guile]]
 
*[[Terry Bogard]]
 
*[[Terry Bogard]]
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*[[Mr. Sandman]] (Mainly for the city of [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.]])
 
*[[Mr. Sandman]] (Mainly for the city of [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.]])
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]]
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]]
*[[Die|Apollo Creed]] (About as much as Bandit Keith does, in fact.)
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*[[Die|Apollo Creed]] (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
 
*Michael Bay (Unfortunetly)
 
*Michael Bay (Unfortunetly)
 
*John McCain
 
*John McCain
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*Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
 
*George Washington
 
*George Washington
 
*Actually, all of our founding fathers.
 
*Actually, all of our founding fathers.

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A proud American.

America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). Dr. Rabbit takes his kids/sex slaves to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. Fuck yeah.

The empress of America is Wendy O.

America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.

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