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| + | |name=Terry Gene Bollea (stage name is Hulk Hogan) | ||
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| + | |shows=WWF/WWE | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |age=56 | ||
| + | |nationality=American | ||
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[[Image:Hogasmsig.gif|thumb| This is what a Hogasm looks like.]] | [[Image:Hogasmsig.gif|thumb| This is what a Hogasm looks like.]] | ||
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[[Image:Hoganarg.jpg|thumb|Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.]] | [[Image:Hoganarg.jpg|thumb|Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.]] | ||
*He stars in a cartoon. | *He stars in a cartoon. | ||
| − | * | + | *Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches. |
*Enjoys showing off his [[Penis|plump and juicy hot-dogs]] to his victims before violently ejaculating on them. | *Enjoys showing off his [[Penis|plump and juicy hot-dogs]] to his victims before violently ejaculating on them. | ||
*He is the '''ONLY''' person who could battle [[Brock Samson]] and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome. | *He is the '''ONLY''' person who could battle [[Brock Samson]] and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome. | ||
| − | *His | + | *His ultimate rival is apparently the Ultimate Warrior. |
*Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE. | *Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE. | ||
*Is now in a reality TV show. | *Is now in a reality TV show. | ||
| + | *Also known as [[The Incredible Hulk]] Hogan. | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Vince McMahon | *Vince McMahon | ||
*"Macho Man" Randy Savage | *"Macho Man" Randy Savage | ||
| − | * | + | *The Ultimate Warrior |
| + | *The fact that Bass (from the ''Dead or Alive'' games) looks just like him. | ||
==Hulkamaniacs== | ==Hulkamaniacs== | ||
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*[[mariomarioecw]] | *[[mariomarioecw]] | ||
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]] | *[[TyrannosaurusReich]] | ||
| + | *[[Super Macho Man]] | ||
| + | *Bass | ||
| + | *Everyone | ||
Revision as of 09:50, 14 August 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He's is the most sexually attractive beings on earth, to the point where catching an glimpse of him is letally dangerous.
Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a hogasm. This phenomona can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unneccesary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care.
Trivia
- He stars in a cartoon.
- Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
- Enjoys showing off his plump and juicy hot-dogs to his victims before violently ejaculating on them.
- He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome.
- His ultimate rival is apparently the Ultimate Warrior.
- Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE.
- Is now in a reality TV show.
- Also known as The Incredible Hulk Hogan.
Likes
- Saying Brotha
- Yellow/Red Uniforms
- Wrestling
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Dislikes
- Animal Cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- "Macho Man" Randy Savage
- The Ultimate Warrior
- The fact that Bass (from the Dead or Alive games) looks just like him.
Hulkamaniacs
- Connerhawke
- mariomarioecw
- TyrannosaurusReich
- Super Macho Man
- Bass
- Everyone
