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[[Image: Firesumo2.jpg|thumb|One of the only known pictures of a Fire Sumo.]]
 
[[Image: Firesumo2.jpg|thumb|One of the only known pictures of a Fire Sumo.]]
  
The '''Fire Sumo''', more appropriately known as the '''Sumo Brother''', is often featured in poops starring Mama Luigi and Yoshi. Almost always, It stomps the ground, causing a giant crack in the earth. Mama Luigi then falls into the earth over a river of lava. Usually everything that happens after that is different according to the pooper who created the work.
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The '''Fire Sumo''', more appropriately known as the '''Sumo Brother''', is often featured in poops starring Mama Luigi and Yoshi. Almost always, it stomps the ground, causing a giant crack in the earth. Mama Luigi then falls into the earth over a river of lava. Usually everything that happens after that is different according to the pooper who created the work.
  
The immediate presence of a Fire Sumo cause's present members buttocks to glare undeniably through their clothing.
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The immediate presence of a Fire Sumo causes the [[Ass|buttocks]] of present members to glare undeniably through their clothing.
  
 
If you ever encounter a Fire Sumo in the real world, run away immediately. If you don't, it will make you fall down a crack straight into [[The Pit|Hell]].
 
If you ever encounter a Fire Sumo in the real world, run away immediately. If you don't, it will make you fall down a crack straight into [[The Pit|Hell]].

Revision as of 12:01, 14 July 2009

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One of the only known pictures of a Fire Sumo.

The Fire Sumo, more appropriately known as the Sumo Brother, is often featured in poops starring Mama Luigi and Yoshi. Almost always, it stomps the ground, causing a giant crack in the earth. Mama Luigi then falls into the earth over a river of lava. Usually everything that happens after that is different according to the pooper who created the work.

The immediate presence of a Fire Sumo causes the buttocks of present members to glare undeniably through their clothing.

If you ever encounter a Fire Sumo in the real world, run away immediately. If you don't, it will make you fall down a crack straight into Hell.