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[[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | [[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | ||
| − | Mario Head is a | + | Mario Head is a [[retard]]. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. |
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*He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels. | *He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels. | ||
*His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | *His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | ||
| − | + | *He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often. | |
| − | *He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often | ||
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*Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies (see MPCozmo's poop, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.) | *Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies (see MPCozmo's poop, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.) | ||
| + | *He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess. | ||
| + | *Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over suprisingly well. | ||
| + | *Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. | ||
| + | *[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him. | ||
| + | *He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses. | ||
| − | + | ==Quotes== | |
| − | + | *"Can I sing a song for [[you]]?" | |
| − | + | *"When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's [[love|amore]]!" | |
| − | + | *"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!" | |
| − | * | + | *"Watch out for falling rocks!" |
| − | * | + | *"It's-a your turn to [[DIE]]." |
| − | * | + | *"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels funny against this screen!" |
| + | *"POLE POSITION!" | ||
| + | *"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!" | ||
| + | *"POLE FURY!" | ||
| + | *"FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!" | ||
Revision as of 19:41, 13 June 2009
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Mario Head drifting around in Blue Koopa's lair.
Mario Head is a retard. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head.
Trivia
- He's always wanted to die.
- His nose looks like a PINGAS.
- He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
- His best friend is Blue Koopa and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
- He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having seizures pretty often.
- Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies (see MPCozmo's poop, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.)
- He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
- Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over suprisingly well.
- Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery.
- Wario Head hates him.
- He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the Heavy Weapons Guy, often getting frustrated when he loses.
Quotes
- "Can I sing a song for you?"
- "When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amore!"
- "When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
- "Watch out for falling rocks!"
- "It's-a your turn to DIE."
- "My nose feels funny against this screen!"
- "POLE POSITION!"
- "FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
- "POLE FURY!"
- "FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!"
