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He is also the bastard child of The [[Spy]] and [[You|you]]r mother. | He is also the bastard child of The [[Spy]] and [[You|you]]r mother. | ||
| + | ===Arsenal=== | ||
| + | ====Basic==== | ||
| + | *'''Scattergun'''': A semi-automatic shotgun, deadly at close range. | ||
| + | *'''Pistol''': A...pistol, yeah. Nothing special here, move along. | ||
| + | *'''Bat''': His metal bat, signed with the forged signatures of Babe Ruth, Ken Griffey Jr. and Hank Aaron. Is caked in dried blood. | ||
| + | ====Update==== | ||
| + | *'''Force A' Nature''': A hunting shotgun that knocks around everything like crazy. Replaces the ''Scattergun'', but it's a pretty shitty weapon compared to the Scattergun. | ||
| + | *'''BONK! Energy Drink''': Fucks with your genetic structure, making you invincible for a few seconds. Doesn't taste too good, either. Replaces the ''Pistol.'' | ||
| + | *'''Sandman''': A wooden bat that can stun opponents by swinging a ball at them before the Scout moves in and gets an easy kill. Aren't you supposed to walk the base when you get hit with the ball? Jesus, what has this sport become? Anyhow, replaces the ''Bat.'' | ||
===Catchphrases=== | ===Catchphrases=== | ||
*EAT IT FATTY | *EAT IT FATTY | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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*Likes to sing. | *Likes to sing. | ||
*Once said "YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY DICK, TUFF GAL. BAWNK!" | *Once said "YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY DICK, TUFF GAL. BAWNK!" | ||
| − | *Always wears a hat with a microphone and headset | + | *Always wears a hat with a microphone and headset, as he works a part-time job delivering Pizza. |
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*Rainbows make him cry. The only other person who can confirm this is the [[Spy]]. | *Rainbows make him cry. The only other person who can confirm this is the [[Spy]]. | ||
Revision as of 21:24, 16 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
The Scout originates from TF2 (Team Fortress 2) but is most likely to have been born in New York City, New York.
Appearances
The Scout is known to sing a number of tunes with the simple word "BONK", yet many don't know what it means, although, there are some suggestions:
- An acronym that stands for something.
- A secret code word only the known by the cast of TF2.
- A word that he says due to autism or tourettes.
Relationships
He has been known to be an arch-rival of Heavy Weapons Guy for murder and theft of a sandwich. No one has caught him to this very day, and he is wanted for Armed Murder and Grand Theft Sandwich. There aren't many female scouts, so he is currently single.
He is also the bastard child of The Spy and your mother.
Arsenal
Basic
- Scattergun': A semi-automatic shotgun, deadly at close range.
- Pistol: A...pistol, yeah. Nothing special here, move along.
- Bat: His metal bat, signed with the forged signatures of Babe Ruth, Ken Griffey Jr. and Hank Aaron. Is caked in dried blood.
Update
- Force A' Nature: A hunting shotgun that knocks around everything like crazy. Replaces the Scattergun, but it's a pretty shitty weapon compared to the Scattergun.
- BONK! Energy Drink: Fucks with your genetic structure, making you invincible for a few seconds. Doesn't taste too good, either. Replaces the Pistol.
- Sandman: A wooden bat that can stun opponents by swinging a ball at them before the Scout moves in and gets an easy kill. Aren't you supposed to walk the base when you get hit with the ball? Jesus, what has this sport become? Anyhow, replaces the Bat.
Catchphrases
- EAT IT FATTY
- BONK
- BOINK
- BOMP
- YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, TOUGH GUY?
- WHOOOOO!
- YO, WASSUP?
- LISTEN BUDDY, GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND BRUDDA, I HURT PEOPLE.
- I'M A FORCE OF NATURE.
- AW, MAN, LOOK AT THAT, BEAUTIFUL.
- I DUNNO WHERE TO START WITH YOU.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?
- BASICALLY, KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
- IF YOU WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F***IN' DEAD.
- LOOK AT THIS. JUST CAVED IN YOUR SKULL, MY BAT'S STILL DRY. NO CLUMPS OF HAIR, NOTHING!
- I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES! I EAT 'EM UP!
Likes
- Sandwiches
- Bonking
- Bonking till his wrist hurts
Dislikes
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Bob Saget
Trivia
- Likes to sing.
- Once said "YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY DICK, TUFF GAL. BAWNK!"
- Always wears a hat with a microphone and headset, as he works a part-time job delivering Pizza.
- Rainbows make him cry. The only other person who can confirm this is the Spy.
