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*"I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
 
*"I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
 
*"UH HUH.....UH HUH.......ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
 
*"UH HUH.....UH HUH.......ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
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*"FUUUUUUUCK!"
 
*"ASSHOLE!"
 
*"ASSHOLE!"
 
*"YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!"
 
*"YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!"
 
*"WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?"
 
*"WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?"

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Tourettes Guy (AKA: Danny) was a tourette online guy. *SNIFF SNIFF* Rest in peice. (1964-2007)

When he was born

He was born in 1964 giving vomiting to cum by Mama Luigi, Froggo, Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Dr Rabbit, Link, Robotnik & George the Volcano. Then, all of the sudden... "OH SHIT!" He was born to vomit and have tourettes syndrome.

Media

Well...

Poopers

People Who Used It

Often

Sometimes

Trivia

  • His lead a pretty miserable life he has tourettes, he gets angry easily, he has a ex wife who is a bitch who randomly visits and puts him in misery just because he can't help what he says to her and he died.

Disliked by

Aids?

There are no great uses of Tourettes Guy in poop but as with all good things he has not been used as carefully as he could have been. He was ultimately decreed as too offensive and was taken out forever.

Web

His Webpage!

Quotes

  • "SHIT!"
  • "FUCK!"
  • "HOLY SHIT!"
  • "HOLY FUCK!"
  • "WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?"
  • "I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS....COMBS!"
  • "THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE."
  • "THAT'S MY ASS!"
  • "ASS!"
  • "FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!"
  • "YOU'RE A FAGGOT!"
  • "SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WHAT'S ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?!"
  • "IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!"
  • "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
  • "THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT!"
  • "HE'S A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!"
  • "OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH!"
  • "I'LL SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHER'S ASS, AND BE HAPPY TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT."
  • "THERE'S LADIES EVERYWHERE, YOU DUMBASS."
  • "BITCH! BIIIIIIIITCH!"
  • "SHE'S A BITCH. I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS!"
  • "I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE! ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!"
  • "BITCH!......I LOVE YOU."
  • "WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!"
  • "SHIRLEENA? OH, SHIT!"
  • "FUCK SALT!"
  • "MAN, THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS!"
  • "FUCK YOU!"
  • "BOB SAGET!"
  • "AH, BOB SAGET!"
  • "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!"
  • "I BOUGHT YOUR TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
  • "UH HUH.....UH HUH.......ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!"
  • "FUUUUUUUCK!"
  • "ASSHOLE!"
  • "YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!"
  • "WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES?"