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Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in [[Koridai]], then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. | Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in [[Koridai]], then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. | ||
Cultural Heritage: Mars | Cultural Heritage: Mars | ||
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==Weapons== | ==Weapons== | ||
* A Magic Wand | * A Magic Wand | ||
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* A 12-Inch Dildo | * A 12-Inch Dildo | ||
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| − | + | {{poopquote|Goronu|Wake Up [[Sleepy Bones]]!}} | |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Goronu|You can't kill me! [[No|NO! NO! NOOOOOO....]]}} | |
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==See Also:== | ==See Also:== | ||
*[[Transvestite Wizards]] | *[[Transvestite Wizards]] | ||
Revision as of 03:48, 8 June 2008
This article is filed under Characters.Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in Koridai, then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently in the Coney Island Disco Palace.
Cultural Heritage: Mars
Weapons
- A Magic Wand
- Spellcasting Abilities
- Being Hideous
- A 12-Inch Dildo
Quotes
Goronu Wake Up Sleepy Bones!
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Goronu You can't kill me! NO! NO! NOOOOOO....
