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So the story goes that the Hulkster was apparently offered a deal to put his likeness towards a mean, lean, fat-reducing grilling machine, only for it to not go through. Reports differ as to whether he was simply unavailable when the deal came in or if he pulled a "[[No|That doesn't work for me, brother.]]" Years later he regretted not taking it ever since such grills made pro boxer George Foreman one of the wealthiest men in Christendom, while Hogan's "Thunder Mixer" ran a very distant second.
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So the story goes that the [[Hulk Hogan|Hulkster]] was apparently offered a deal to put his likeness towards a mean, lean, fat-reducing grilling machine, only for it to not go through. Reports differ as to whether he was simply unavailable when the deal came in or if he pulled a "[[No|That doesn't work for me, brother.]]" Years later he regretted not taking it ever since such grills made pro boxer George Foreman one of the wealthiest men in Christendom, while Hogan's "Thunder Mixer" ran a very distant second.
  
 
So years later Hogan got around to hawking his own grill. Seemed like a winner until it got recalled as a safety hazard that sparks up if the plates are sprayed with cooking oils.  
 
So years later Hogan got around to hawking his own grill. Seemed like a winner until it got recalled as a safety hazard that sparks up if the plates are sprayed with cooking oils.  

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Description[edit]

So the story goes that the Hulkster was apparently offered a deal to put his likeness towards a mean, lean, fat-reducing grilling machine, only for it to not go through. Reports differ as to whether he was simply unavailable when the deal came in or if he pulled a "That doesn't work for me, brother." Years later he regretted not taking it ever since such grills made pro boxer George Foreman one of the wealthiest men in Christendom, while Hogan's "Thunder Mixer" ran a very distant second.

So years later Hogan got around to hawking his own grill. Seemed like a winner until it got recalled as a safety hazard that sparks up if the plates are sprayed with cooking oils.

More proof that Hulk Hogan never sells.

Supposedly Hulk Hogan's self-sworn nemesis, the Ultimate Warrior, vowed to destroy it.

Media Infomation[edit]

The grill was hawked via a half-hour infomercial starring bland chef guy Bob Warden and, of course, the Immortal Hulkster himself. The grill's capabilities are demonstrated in detail by Warden and an uncharacteristically reserved Hogan, interspersed with clips of customer reactions, the usual advertising fluff and stock footage of Hogan matches.

At least it didn't catch fire.

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  • People who aren't manly enough to handle it.

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