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Revision as of 11:19, 17 November 2007

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No one can give fellatio faster then the world's fastest Hedgehog.
THAT'S NO GOOD!

Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally horrible gaming corporation. He hasn't been in a single decent video game since 1896. Despite this all too true fact, SuperYoshi has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and less retarded than those pussies Shadow and Silver. I hate them so much.

Biography

Sonic the Hedgehog was born and raised in West Philadelphia until when a couple of badniks, they were up to no good, and started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry.


Filmography

Sonic The Porcupine

Sonic Sea Dee

Sonic Jew

Sonic Pee

Sonic and Anal Fisting

Sonic Ripple Shuffle

Sonic Casino

Sonic Maze Game

Sonic Strawberry Jam

Sonic Sexual Adventure

Sonic Not So Adavanced

Sonic Pocket Sexual Adventure

Sonic Rushed Game

Sonic Sexual Adventure : Jews

Sonic Elemental Heroes

Sonic and the Red Rings of Doom

Sonic and the Homosexual Rings

Sonic the Hedgehog vs Sonic the Asshole

Mario and Sonic Have Sex at the Olympics

Zuper Zmash Niggers Spawrl

Every single SuperYoshi ,TantricNferno, Stegblob, and RetroJape video


Trivia

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  • He loves tumble dryers (see video at right).
  • He is a PyroManiac.
  • He is a pervert.
  • Has the power to go Super with the help of Super AIDS,he is only one of three which can protect getting killed by it(But useing it too much can kill him)
  • He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a local black kid to him.

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