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Back in the day, whenever Bison felt a bit malicious, he'd invoke a dreaded and forbidden power known only as "Bison's Arse". This led to the emergence of [[Captain Guile]], who, being a very brave man, proclaimed, "Bison's Ass is mine!" and launched a never-ending campaign against the posterior of pain, eventually ending when Guile rammed a Sonic Boom up Bison's Arse, ending the terror forever....or so it seemed. | Back in the day, whenever Bison felt a bit malicious, he'd invoke a dreaded and forbidden power known only as "Bison's Arse". This led to the emergence of [[Captain Guile]], who, being a very brave man, proclaimed, "Bison's Ass is mine!" and launched a never-ending campaign against the posterior of pain, eventually ending when Guile rammed a Sonic Boom up Bison's Arse, ending the terror forever....or so it seemed. | ||
Revision as of 22:32, 21 October 2007
This article is filed under Characters.
M.Bison is known for eating handheld televisions and running down corridors over and over again. Ever in love with himself, he experiences an orgasm whenever a closeup of himself is shown followed by bagpipe music.
YES!
YES!
He also once claimed that he dosen't have a buttocks.
Also, as it turns out it was recently revealed that he is the father of Hinata Hyuga, although there is some doubt of this claim from Ryu and Ken.
Source
Small Backstory
Little is known about Bison's youth and his early years, even as to when he was born (most game manuals list his birth year as unknown), but he appears to be in his late 30's to mid 40's although he could be much older. His first appearance, chronologically speaking, was in Street Fighter Alpha, as the head of an elusive criminal and military organization known as Shadoloo. Along with his aspirations for world conquest, Bison had been working on perfecting a lethal and deadly energy that would exponentially increase his fighting ability, an inherently evil energy he refers to as "Psycho Power". During the events of Street Fighter Alpha, Shadoloo came to the attention of Interpol, which sent Chun-Li (an operative with a personal vendetta against the crime lord, who had killed her father) to thwart Bison's plans. Chun-Li and Bison eventually confronted each other and battled. Bison defeated Chun-Li and then escaped on his helicopter while mocking her and promising to kill her in the same manner he killed her father if she confronts him again. During the events of Alpha or Alpha 2, Bison also came into conflict with Rose, a mysterious woman who wielded Soul Power, the opposite of Bison's Psycho Power. This fact and the fact that her quest was to stop any and all of Bison's evil plans indicate the intricate connection between the two, and would later be revealed in Street Fighter Alpha 3.
Mmmhmm...
Name Change
When Street Fighter II was localized in America, Capcom was afraid of a lawsuit from Mike Tyson over a character with his likeness and a similar sounding name (Mike Bison). Additionally, when the designers presented the game to Capcom USA's marketing department, they believed that the name Vega was a weakling's name. They decided to rotate the names of three of the four boss characters in the following manner:
- The African-American boxer known as M. Bison in Japan was changed to Balrog elsewhere.
- The Spanish assassin/bullfighter known as Balrog in Japan was changed to Vega elsewhere.
- The evil dictator and head of Shadoloo known as Vega in Japan was changed to M. Bison elsewhere.
THAT MEANS VEGA IS DELICIOUS. :0
Bison's Arse
Back in the day, whenever Bison felt a bit malicious, he'd invoke a dreaded and forbidden power known only as "Bison's Arse". This led to the emergence of Captain Guile, who, being a very brave man, proclaimed, "Bison's Ass is mine!" and launched a never-ending campaign against the posterior of pain, eventually ending when Guile rammed a Sonic Boom up Bison's Arse, ending the terror forever....or so it seemed.
In June 2007, Bison's Arse resurfaced, this time as a completely seperate entity. His first heinous act being killing Hinata Hyuga with Orochi AIDS, ending Guile's latest mission in failure. It is unknown what Bison's Arse may be planning next.
M.Bison had this to say about Bison's Arse.
"I'm afraid I don't have one!"
Trivia
- Dan is superior.
- Dan is Delicious
- He's friends with G-Man.
- Hinata Hyuga is his daughter, although after hearing the truth, Hinata proceeded to charge at him while screaming a scream eerily similar to Goku's. They then proceeded to explode unexpectedly. Rumours are that he actually mistook "Hyuga" for "Wakaba" though the source of the rumors, Starscream, was drunk on energon at the time so that can't be taken seriously.
- Has a scary grin
- Bison's Arse Has the abaility to launch Orochi AIDS in the form of energy bursts. He first uses this to kill Hinata
Quotes
- THIS IS DELICIOUS!
- DON'T BE HASTY.
- Yes!
- YES!!
- NO!
- NO!!
- (donk) Yes?!
- Welcome my trio of terror.
- You worthless pile of excrement!
- YOU'RE MINE!
- YOUR ASS IS MINE!
- I dont give a shit.
- uhuhuhu...afraid I dont have one.
- ENERGY BURST!!
- For I beheld Satan..and he fell from heaven!...LIKE LIGHTNING!!!!
- What's wrong, Guile? Still thinking about your friend I killed? Try harder!
- Well now, it would appear I've touched a sensitive spot!
- I killed my father too, and you don't hear ME whining about it!
- What is it with you women anyway?
- Well, yes.
