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| − | '''Jonny Toobyfore''' is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board. Yup, he plays with an inanimate object | + | '''Jonny Toobyfore''' is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board with a face drawn on it. Yup, he plays with an inanimate object all day long and even allows it to 'make his decisions'. [[Yes|Loser, huh?]] He's also the local superhero Captain Melonhead, although he's never actually saved anyone in any way, shape and form. Quite the superhero, huh? |
== Who is this guy? == | == Who is this guy? == | ||
| − | He's Jonny. | + | He's Jonny 2X4. |
== People that hate Jonny == | == People that hate Jonny == | ||
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* [[Jimmy]] | * [[Jimmy]] | ||
* Meat lovers | * Meat lovers | ||
| + | * [[Eddy]] | ||
* Plus many more... | * Plus many more... | ||
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*Also started "11/9", a day we never forget. | *Also started "11/9", a day we never forget. | ||
*Likes to make dicks out of sand. | *Likes to make dicks out of sand. | ||
| − | *Is a | + | *Is a retard. |
*Has a wood fetish. But he hasn't reached puberty yet and therefore never has wood. So his Plank is actually compensation for this. | *Has a wood fetish. But he hasn't reached puberty yet and therefore never has wood. So his Plank is actually compensation for this. | ||
*Once [[masturbation|jerked]] [[sex|off]] Plank all day long. | *Once [[masturbation|jerked]] [[sex|off]] Plank all day long. | ||
Revision as of 10:19, 1 January 2015
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
This article is filed under Characters.Jonny Toobyfore is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board with a face drawn on it. Yup, he plays with an inanimate object all day long and even allows it to 'make his decisions'. Loser, huh? He's also the local superhero Captain Melonhead, although he's never actually saved anyone in any way, shape and form. Quite the superhero, huh?
Who is this guy?
He's Jonny 2X4.
People that hate Jonny
Trivia
- Enjoys shouting "YEEE HAWH!!" at the expense of scaring away Jimmy's birds.
- Has traumatizing adventures.
- Was given fucked up nightmares by Mama Luigi.
- Started the apocolypse.
- Also started "11/9", a day we never forget.
- Likes to make dicks out of sand.
- Is a retard.
- Has a wood fetish. But he hasn't reached puberty yet and therefore never has wood. So his Plank is actually compensation for this.
- Once jerked off Plank all day long.
- Has an abnormally large head, which often gets stuck in tight places.
Quotes
- What's that, Plank?
- YEE-HAW!
- Double-Dee's got a card!
- I've got my eye on you, Wood-Hater!
- I'M A BIKE PIXIE! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!
- Running around the mushroom, that's what pixies do!!
- There are not many of those states are among the next that phrase "God damn it" or tell you!
- Take on organizations. They take on committee. They take on this Potato Men, this doctrine...
