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Latest revision as of 04:24, 4 September 2016
This article is filed under Characters.
A short green alien from the Star Wars series, Yoda is. Talking like this he is famous for.
Background[edit]
Said to be over 900 years old, Yoda is. Get HUGE senior discounts, he does. Lived so long that he calls people from the 1200's "youngun's", he definately has.
Trivia[edit]
- Because he has a tumour is the reason he talks weirdly.
- A green Lightsaber he has.
- In the Dagobah system he lives.
- One of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars he is.
- Be in Soulcalibur IV, I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am.
- Not get his tumour until he was 880 he did. Talk normally and had lots of friends he did before then. Thought he was creepy though, girls still did.
- A song dedicated to me by "Weird Al" Yankovic, I have. Called "Yoda", it is. Parodies the song "Lola", it does.
Likes[edit]
- Jedi
- The Force
- Obi-Wan
- Anakin Skywalker (Until he turns into Darth Vader.)
Liked By[edit]
- Star Wars nerds
- Jedi
Dislikes[edit]
- The dark side of the force.
- Darth Vader
- People who don't surrender.
Disliked By[edit]
- Sith
- People who don't like Star Wars.
- Star Trek fanboys
- Soul Calibur players.
Quotes[edit]
- "Surrender you must or die you will"
- "Go to the dark side you must not."
- "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
- "No, try not. Do, or do not, there is no try."
- "Ready, are you? What know you of ready?"
- "For 800 have I trained Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life, as he looked away, to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.
- "Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things."
