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The beer guy is an unnamed character whom [[Link]] encounters on his way to fight [[Glutko]] in ''[[Link: The Faces of Evil|The Faces of Evil]]''. When the Beer Guy learns of this, he gives Link a handy tip: "Feed him! Something spicy, know what I mean?" (Because you have to throw a bomb into Glutko's mouth to kill him.) However, this has been misinterpreted as a [[sex|sexual advance]].  
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[[Image:BeerGuyeatsteddybear.png|thumb|right|The beer guy eats more than just chicken.]]
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The beer guy, officially named Droolik, is a character whom [[Link]] encounters on his way to fight [[Glutko]] in ''[[Link: The Faces of Evil|The Faces of Evil]]''. He is not a native of [[Koridai]] and probably comes from Tennessee. When the Beer Guy learns of this, he gives Link a handy tip: "Feed him! Something spicy, know what I mean?" (Because you have to throw a bomb into Glutko's mouth to kill him.) However, this has been misinterpreted as a [[sex|sexual advance]].  
  
 
He spends most of the time, however, getting [[Booze|drunk]] and eating [[KFC|chicken legs]]. Chickens must be easy to find in these games.
 
He spends most of the time, however, getting [[Booze|drunk]] and eating [[KFC|chicken legs]]. Chickens must be easy to find in these games.
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Latest revision as of 17:33, 28 October 2019

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Name: Beer Guy
Appears In: Link: The Faces of Evil
Sex: Male
Age: 45
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Town Drunk

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The beer guy eats more than just chicken.

The beer guy, officially named Droolik, is a character whom Link encounters on his way to fight Glutko in The Faces of Evil. He is not a native of Koridai and probably comes from Tennessee. When the Beer Guy learns of this, he gives Link a handy tip: "Feed him! Something spicy, know what I mean?" (Because you have to throw a bomb into Glutko's mouth to kill him.) However, this has been misinterpreted as a sexual advance.

He spends most of the time, however, getting drunk and eating chicken legs. Chickens must be easy to find in these games.

He might be is a distant cousin of Barney Gumble, and possibly Barney Rubble as well.

Quotes[edit]

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Beer Guy

What are ya having, partner?

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Beer Guy

Don't fight him, feed him! *Munch Munch* Something spicy, know what I mean?

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Beer Guy

What are ya having, fucker?

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Beer Guy

Don't fight him, fuck him! Know what I mean?

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Beer Guy

Don't! You're no partner! I have a spicy penis, wanna see?

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Beer Guy

Thanks partner, see ya!