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|name=Carlton Banks | |name=Carlton Banks | ||
|image=CarltonBelAir.jpg | |image=CarltonBelAir.jpg | ||
| + | |caption=Carlton's doing a pretty [[bad|good]] [[Morshu]] impression. | ||
|shows=The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |shows=The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | |age= | + | |age=37 |
|occupation=Weirdo | |occupation=Weirdo | ||
|nationality=American | |nationality=American | ||
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| − | Carlton Banks is a [[ | + | Carlton Banks is a [[genius]] who does stupid stuff sometimes. He [[no]]wadays works for a [[Ganon|great]] business. However, during his late teenager years, he and his cousin [[Will Smith]] would go into all crazy types of mischief. Usually, it'd be Will Smith's fault. |
===Likes=== | ===Likes=== | ||
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*[[Will Smith]] | *[[Will Smith]] | ||
*Princeton University | *Princeton University | ||
| − | + | *Tom Jones | |
| + | **It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone) | ||
| + | *People doing his dance. | ||
| + | *[[Donald Trump]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Punchout.gif|frame|right|Carlton once got [[sex|rode]] on like a bitch by [[Doc Louis]]. The strangest thing is that [[Little Mac]]'s chasing them.]] | ||
===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
*The kids from the Trix commercials that won't give the rabbit his Trix for once. | *The kids from the Trix commercials that won't give the rabbit his Trix for once. | ||
| + | *[[Will Smith]] (Sometimes...) | ||
| + | *Doing the [[Steve Urkel|Urkel]]. | ||
===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
| − | + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Look at my [[Your Face|face]]!}} | |
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Silly Rabbit, Trix are [[4kids|for kids.]]}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|I don't wanna die! I wanna go to college and poke fun at all the kids on financial aid!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|I will not be an accomplice to the murder of [[Mickey Mouse]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Here comes Mr. Ducky! Doesn't he quack you up?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|...it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|[[No|Everybody likes]] [[Vanilla Ice]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|[[Bitch|Would you make me a]] [[sandvich|sandwich]]?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|So, how about that asbestos?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Is this a pajama party?!?!}} | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | [[ | + | *He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are [[Snivy|Ivy]] League schools. |
| − | *He | + | *He was born on August 4, [[The '70s|1974]]. |
| + | *He appears in an episode of Big Time Rush called "Bel Air Rush" | ||
| + | *The "Carlton Dance" which he performed many times during the show has recently become popular on the internet | ||
| + | {{VidCaption|zS1cLOIxsQ8|[[Will Smith|Will]] ruins all the fun}} | ||
| + | *Was once stolen by [[Doc Louis]]. | ||
| + | *Also, he loves [[Star Trek]] and [[William Shatner]]. | ||
| + | *He is a Republican. | ||
| + | *Will thinks that he's "blacker" than Carlton is. | ||
| + | *Once became a male stripper. Unfortunately for Carlton, his mommy was present. | ||
| + | *He likes [[Sandvich|sandwiches]]. | ||
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| + | <gallery> | ||
| + | Image:Carlton.jpg|What a [[pussy]] magnet. | ||
| + | Image:Carlton-banks_president.jpg|HELLO IS [[George W. Bush|PRESIDENT BUSH]] THERE | ||
| + | Image:Thuglife.jpg|Real Muthaphuckin' G | ||
| + | |||
| + | </gallery> | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Carlton Banks}} | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Republicans]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:22, 12 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.Carlton Banks is a genius who does stupid stuff sometimes. He nowadays works for a great business. However, during his late teenager years, he and his cousin Will Smith would go into all crazy types of mischief. Usually, it'd be Will Smith's fault.
Likes[edit]
- His Family
- Will Smith
- Princeton University
- Tom Jones
- It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone)
- People doing his dance.
- Donald Trump
Carlton once got rode on like a bitch by Doc Louis. The strangest thing is that Little Mac's chasing them.
Dislikes[edit]
- The kids from the Trix commercials that won't give the rabbit his Trix for once.
- Will Smith (Sometimes...)
- Doing the Urkel.
Quotes[edit]
Carlton Banks Look at my face!
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Carlton Banks Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
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Carlton Banks Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!
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Carlton Banks I don't wanna die! I wanna go to college and poke fun at all the kids on financial aid!
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Carlton Banks I will not be an accomplice to the murder of Mickey Mouse.
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Carlton Banks Here comes Mr. Ducky! Doesn't he quack you up?
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Carlton Banks ...it's time for me to leave the nest, become independent, and have sex with girls. Safe sex, mind you, but lots of it.
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Carlton Banks
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Carlton Banks
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Carlton Banks So, how about that asbestos?
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Carlton Banks Is this a pajama party?!?!
Trivia[edit]
- He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are Ivy League schools.
- He was born on August 4, 1974.
- He appears in an episode of Big Time Rush called "Bel Air Rush"
- The "Carlton Dance" which he performed many times during the show has recently become popular on the internet
- Was once stolen by Doc Louis.
- Also, he loves Star Trek and William Shatner.
- He is a Republican.
- Will thinks that he's "blacker" than Carlton is.
- Once became a male stripper. Unfortunately for Carlton, his mommy was present.
- He likes sandwiches.
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What a pussy magnet.
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HELLO IS PRESIDENT BUSH THERE
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Real Muthaphuckin' G
