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| + | ==Description== | ||
| + | ''Jizz In My Pants'' is a humourous song by The Lonely Island that debuted as a Digital Short on ''Saturday Night Live''. It chronicles two perverted men who jizz in their pants at inappropriate times. [[Love]]ly. | ||
| + | {{vid|4pXfHLUlZf4}} | ||
| + | ===Media Information=== | ||
| + | *Music Video | ||
| + | *Performed by The Lonely Island, which is a comedy group. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Characters== | ||
| + | ''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' | ||
| + | |||
| + | *Jorma Taccone | ||
| + | *[[Andy Samberg]] | ||
| + | *Akiva Schaffer | ||
| + | *Molly Sims | ||
| + | *Jamie Lyn Sigler | ||
| + | *Justin Timberlake as the Janitor | ||
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| + | ==Usage== | ||
| + | Like ''Meet the [[Spy]]'', when it was a new poop source, dozens of poops were made using it. However, after a while poops began to slowly phase out. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===First Used In A Poop By=== | ||
| + | wingebag, ''EJACULATE ON MY TROUSERS'' | ||
| + | {{vid|GRxVaKWC8OY}} | ||
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| + | ===Often Used By=== | ||
| + | * [[cs188]] | ||
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| + | ===Sometimes Used By=== | ||
| + | *[[YTPHaruko]] | ||
| + | *[[Gallers]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Disliked By=== | ||
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| + | <!--ADD PERSONAL STAMP HERE--> | ||
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| + | ==Further Information== | ||
| + | *[[Doc Louis]] once told [[Little Mac]] that he could chill [[Soda Popinski]]'s soda with his upper[[dick|cock]], and then watch it jizz... in his pants!! | ||
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| + | ===Main Source For Poopers=== | ||
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| + | [http://youtube.com/thelonelyisland Youtube] | ||
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| + | <!--Add user account link(s) or change link(s) altogether--> | ||
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| + | ===Lyrics=== | ||
| + | [[Image:3768.gif|thumb|right|[[Kirby]] likes hearing this song, even though [[no|he can't jizz at all.]]]] | ||
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH. | Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH. | ||
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Lock eyes from across the room | Lock eyes from across the room | ||
| − | down my drink while the rhythms boom | + | down [[Booze|my drink]] while the rhythms boom |
take your hand and skip the names | take your hand and skip the names | ||
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plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt | plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt | ||
| − | I'm very sensitive, some would say | + | I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus |
Now I'll go home and change | Now I'll go home and change | ||
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It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, | It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me, | ||
| − | but we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 | + | but we're going to need a clean up on aisle [[3]] |
and now I'm posed in an awkward stance | and now I'm posed in an awkward stance | ||
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please stop acting like you're not impressed | please stop acting like you're not impressed | ||
| − | One more thing, I'm gonna | + | One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check |
Last week - I saw a film | Last week - I saw a film | ||
| − | As I recall, it was a horror film | + | As I recall, it was a [[Freddy Krueger|horror film]] |
Walked outside into the rain | Walked outside into the rain | ||
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| − | (JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash, | + | (JORMA) Speeding down the street when the red lights flash, |
Need to get away, need to make a dash, | Need to get away, need to make a dash, | ||
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| − | (ANDY)The next day, my alarm goes off and I | + | (ANDY) The next day, my alarm goes off and I |
'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''' | '''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''' | ||
| − | (JORMA)Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I | + | (JORMA) Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I |
'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''' | '''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''' | ||
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| − | (JORMA)I just ate a grape and I | + | (JORMA) I just ate a grape and I |
'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''' | '''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''' | ||
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'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''' | '''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''' | ||
| − | O.K., seriously you guys can we... | + | O.K., seriously you guys can we...okay(?)... |
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME | I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME | ||
| − | AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME | + | AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME |
| − | YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY | + | YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY |
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY | I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY | ||
Cuz I | Cuz I | ||
| − | + | '''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''' | |
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) | (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) | ||
| − | Yes I | + | Yes I '''JIZZ..IN..MY PANTS''' |
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) | (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) | ||
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH. | Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH. | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 12:42, 28 May 2014
Description[edit]
Jizz In My Pants is a humourous song by The Lonely Island that debuted as a Digital Short on Saturday Night Live. It chronicles two perverted men who jizz in their pants at inappropriate times. Lovely.
{{#ev:youtube|4pXfHLUlZf4|320}}
Media Information[edit]
- Music Video
- Performed by The Lonely Island, which is a comedy group.
Characters[edit]
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
- Jorma Taccone
- Andy Samberg
- Akiva Schaffer
- Molly Sims
- Jamie Lyn Sigler
- Justin Timberlake as the Janitor
Usage[edit]
Like Meet the Spy, when it was a new poop source, dozens of poops were made using it. However, after a while poops began to slowly phase out.
First Used In A Poop By[edit]
wingebag, EJACULATE ON MY TROUSERS
{{#ev:youtube|GRxVaKWC8OY|320}}
Often Used By[edit]
Sometimes Used By[edit]
Disliked By[edit]
Further Information[edit]
- Doc Louis once told Little Mac that he could chill Soda Popinski's soda with his uppercock, and then watch it jizz... in his pants!!
Main Source For Poopers[edit]
Lyrics[edit]
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize, that's just absurd,
mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
my heart stood still, so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
but the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me, that's when she said it
looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,
but we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
and now I'm posed in an awkward stance
because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall, it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(JORMA) Speeding down the street when the red lights flash,
Need to get away, need to make a dash,
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(ANDY) The next day, my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(JORMA) Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(JORMA) I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I went to (is interrupted)
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
O.K., seriously you guys can we...okay(?)...
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY
Cuz I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes I JIZZ..IN..MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
