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==Description==
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''Jizz In My Pants'' is a humourous song by The Lonely Island that debuted as a Digital Short on ''Saturday Night Live''. It chronicles two perverted men who jizz in their pants at inappropriate times. [[Love]]ly.
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{{vid|4pXfHLUlZf4}}
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===Media Information===
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*Music Video
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*Performed by The Lonely Island, which is a comedy group.
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==Characters==
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''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
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*Jorma Taccone
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*[[Andy Samberg]]
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*Akiva Schaffer
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*Molly Sims
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*Jamie Lyn Sigler
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*Justin Timberlake as the Janitor
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==Usage==
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Like ''Meet the [[Spy]]'', when it was a new poop source, dozens of poops were made using it. However, after a while poops began to slowly phase out.
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===First Used In A Poop By===
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wingebag, ''EJACULATE ON MY TROUSERS''
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{{vid|GRxVaKWC8OY}}
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===Often Used By===
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* [[cs188]]
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===Sometimes Used By===
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*[[YTPHaruko]]
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*[[Gallers]]
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===Disliked By===
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==Further Information==
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*[[Doc Louis]] once told [[Little Mac]] that he could chill [[Soda Popinski]]'s soda with his upper[[dick|cock]], and then watch it jizz... in his pants!!
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===Main Source For Poopers===
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[http://youtube.com/thelonelyisland Youtube]
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===Lyrics===
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[[Image:3768.gif|thumb|right|[[Kirby]] likes hearing this song, even though [[no|he can't jizz at all.]]]]
 
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
 
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Lock eyes from across the room
 
Lock eyes from across the room
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down my drink while the rhythms boom
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down [[Booze|my drink]] while the rhythms boom
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take your hand and skip the names
 
take your hand and skip the names
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no need here for the silly games
 
no need here for the silly games
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make our way through the smoke and crowd
 
make our way through the smoke and crowd
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the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
 
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
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move in close as the lasers fly
 
move in close as the lasers fly
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our bodies touch and the angels cry
 
our bodies touch and the angels cry
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leave this place go back to yours
 
leave this place go back to yours
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our lips first touch outside your doors
 
our lips first touch outside your doors
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a whole night what we've got in store
 
a whole night what we've got in store
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whisper in my ear that you want some more
 
whisper in my ear that you want some more
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and I
 
and I
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''''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''''
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'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS'''
  
 
This really never happens you can take my word
 
This really never happens you can take my word
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I want to apologize, that's just absurd,
 
I want to apologize, that's just absurd,
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mainly your fault from the way that you dance
 
mainly your fault from the way that you dance
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and now I
 
and now I
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''''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''''
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'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS'''
  
 
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
 
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
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plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
 
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
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I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
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I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
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Now I'll go home and change
 
Now I'll go home and change
  
  
 
(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
 
(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
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do things alone now mostly
 
do things alone now mostly
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left me heart broken not lookin' for love
 
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
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surprised in my eyes when I looked above
 
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
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the check out counter and I saw a face
 
the check out counter and I saw a face
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my heart stood still, so did time and space
 
my heart stood still, so did time and space
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Never felt that I could feel real again
 
Never felt that I could feel real again
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but the look in her eyes said I need a friend
 
but the look in her eyes said I need a friend
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She turned to me, that's when she said it
 
She turned to me, that's when she said it
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looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
 
looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
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and I
 
and I
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''''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''''
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'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS'''
  
 
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,
 
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,
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but we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
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and now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
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but we're going to need a clean up on aisle [[3]]
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''''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''''
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and now I'm posed in an awkward stance
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because I
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'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS'''
  
 
To be fair you were flirting a lot
 
To be fair you were flirting a lot
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plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
 
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
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please stop acting like you're not impressed
 
please stop acting like you're not impressed
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One more thing, I'm gonna play by check
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One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
  
  
 
Last week - I saw a film
 
Last week - I saw a film
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As I recall, it was a horror film
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As I recall, it was a [[Freddy Krueger|horror film]]
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Walked outside into the rain
 
Walked outside into the rain
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Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
 
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
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''''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''''
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'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS'''
  
  
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(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash,
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(JORMA) Speeding down the street when the red lights flash,
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Need to get away, need to make a dash,
 
Need to get away, need to make a dash,
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A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
 
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
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''''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''''
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'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS'''
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(ANDY) The next day, my alarm goes off and I
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'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS'''
  
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(ANDY)The next day, my alarm goes off and I
 
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''''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''''
 
  
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(JORMA) Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
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'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS'''
  
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(JORMA)Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
 
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''''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''''
 
  
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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I
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'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS'''
  
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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
 
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''''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''''
 
  
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(JORMA) I just ate a grape and I
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'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS'''
  
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(JORMA)I just ate a grape and I
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I went to (is interrupted)
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''''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''''
 
  
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I went to
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'''JIZZED IN MY PANTS'''
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''''JIZZED IN MY PANTS''''
 
  
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O.K., seriously you guys can we...ok...
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O.K., seriously you guys can we...okay(?)...
  
  
 
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
 
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
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AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
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YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
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AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
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I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
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YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
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I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY
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Cuz I
 
Cuz I
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''''JIZZ IN MY PANTS''''
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'''JIZZ IN MY PANTS'''
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(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
 
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
  
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Yes I ''''JIZZ..IN..MY PANTS''''
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Yes I '''JIZZ..IN..MY PANTS'''
  
 
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)  
 
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)  
  
 
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
 
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
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[[Category:Songs]]

Latest revision as of 12:42, 28 May 2014

MediaNice.jpg This article is about a Media Source, which is remixed to create a YouTube Poop.

Description[edit]

Jizz In My Pants is a humourous song by The Lonely Island that debuted as a Digital Short on Saturday Night Live. It chronicles two perverted men who jizz in their pants at inappropriate times. Lovely.

{{#ev:youtube|4pXfHLUlZf4|320}}

Media Information[edit]

  • Music Video
  • Performed by The Lonely Island, which is a comedy group.

Characters[edit]

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Jorma Taccone
  • Andy Samberg
  • Akiva Schaffer
  • Molly Sims
  • Jamie Lyn Sigler
  • Justin Timberlake as the Janitor

Usage[edit]

Like Meet the Spy, when it was a new poop source, dozens of poops were made using it. However, after a while poops began to slowly phase out.

First Used In A Poop By[edit]

wingebag, EJACULATE ON MY TROUSERS

{{#ev:youtube|GRxVaKWC8OY|320}}

Often Used By[edit]

Sometimes Used By[edit]

Disliked By[edit]

Further Information[edit]

Main Source For Poopers[edit]

Youtube


Lyrics[edit]

Kirby likes hearing this song, even though he can't jizz at all.

Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.


Lock eyes from across the room

down my drink while the rhythms boom

take your hand and skip the names

no need here for the silly games

make our way through the smoke and crowd

the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

move in close as the lasers fly

our bodies touch and the angels cry

leave this place go back to yours

our lips first touch outside your doors

a whole night what we've got in store

whisper in my ear that you want some more

and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word

I want to apologize, that's just absurd,

mainly your fault from the way that you dance

and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut

plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change


(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery

do things alone now mostly

left me heart broken not lookin' for love

surprised in my eyes when I looked above

the check out counter and I saw a face

my heart stood still, so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

but the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me, that's when she said it

looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,

but we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3

and now I'm posed in an awkward stance

because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot

plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check


Last week - I saw a film

As I recall, it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS


(JORMA) Speeding down the street when the red lights flash,

Need to get away, need to make a dash,

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS


(ANDY) The next day, my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS


(JORMA) Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS


When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS


(JORMA) I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I went to (is interrupted)

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

O.K., seriously you guys can we...okay(?)...


I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME

YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY

Cuz I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

Yes I JIZZ..IN..MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.

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