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| − | [[Image:Brock. | + | [[Image:Brock.jpg|thumb|Cortes is black?]] |
| − | == | + | ==DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI== |
==History== | ==History== | ||
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| + | Cortes was born in a tree. He maken poops lolol. Oh boy. | ||
===First poop seen=== | ===First poop seen=== | ||
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| + | I don't knows. lolol | ||
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| + | [[Gallers|GALLLERS]] IS GAY | ||
==Style== | ==Style== | ||
| − | + | So Fresh Recknize | |
===Preferred Sources=== | ===Preferred Sources=== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | * [[Sesame Street]] |
| − | * | + | * The Count and Cookie Monster |
| − | * | + | * [[Bill Cosby|Billy Cosby]] |
| + | * Old Educational Cartoons | ||
| + | * Old commercials | ||
| + | * Godzilla Cartoon | ||
| + | * Weird old toys | ||
| + | * Puppets | ||
| + | * Vincent Price | ||
| + | * Fruity Pebbles | ||
| + | * Anything weird and retro from another era | ||
===Preferred Methods=== | ===Preferred Methods=== | ||
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| − | * | + | * Glitches |
| − | * | + | * Repeating little sounds and effects from clips |
| − | * | + | * Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip |
| − | + | * Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting | |
| + | * Brain-rape | ||
| + | * [[Ear rape]] | ||
| + | * Penile rape | ||
===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
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| + | Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad. | ||
==Reception== | ==Reception== | ||
| − | + | Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes | |
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===Achievements=== | ===Achievements=== | ||
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| − | == | + | [[GARF]]. I MADE GARF. |
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| + | I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK | ||
| + | http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=14287&page=1 | ||
| + | |||
| + | I ALSO MAKEN DRAWINGS | ||
| + | http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=9681&page=5#Item_8 | ||
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| − | + | I ALSO MAKEN LOVE | |
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| − | + | http://www.discoverychannel.com | |
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==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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| + | Wuts Garf y/n | ||
===Links=== | ===Links=== | ||
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| + | http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BrettCelinski | ||
Latest revision as of 05:48, 9 May 2010
DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI[edit]
History[edit]
Cortes was born in a tree. He maken poops lolol. Oh boy.
First poop seen[edit]
I don't knows. lolol
GALLLERS IS GAY
Style[edit]
So Fresh Recknize
Preferred Sources[edit]
- Sesame Street
- The Count and Cookie Monster
- Billy Cosby
- Old Educational Cartoons
- Old commercials
- Godzilla Cartoon
- Weird old toys
- Puppets
- Vincent Price
- Fruity Pebbles
- Anything weird and retro from another era
Preferred Methods[edit]
- Glitches
- Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
- Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
- Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
- Brain-rape
- Ear rape
- Penile rape
Dislikes[edit]
Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.
Reception[edit]
Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes
Achievements[edit]
GARF. I MADE GARF.
I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=14287&page=1
I ALSO MAKEN DRAWINGS http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=9681&page=5#Item_8
I ALSO MAKEN LOVE
http://www.discoverychannel.com
Other Information[edit]
Trivia[edit]
Wuts Garf y/n
