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I know you, you're that guy. | I know you, you're that guy. | ||
PHIL COLLINS. | PHIL COLLINS. | ||
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== Significance == | == Significance == | ||
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*Kills numerous people with a stare | *Kills numerous people with a stare | ||
| − | *Has the ability to hump the air, not unlike [[ | + | *Has the ability to hump the air, not unlike [[Mohammed Abdul]]. |
*His crotch took over Japan and possessed it's civilians; which explains the nature of Hard Gay. | *His crotch took over Japan and possessed it's civilians; which explains the nature of Hard Gay. | ||
*If he ever offers you his hat, it means you are worthy for one of his thrones of power. You'll end up dying somehow though. | *If he ever offers you his hat, it means you are worthy for one of his thrones of power. You'll end up dying somehow though. | ||
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*Ate Saturn for brunch. | *Ate Saturn for brunch. | ||
*You can't hurry love, but Phil Collins can. | *You can't hurry love, but Phil Collins can. | ||
| + | *Has spontaneously combusted a total of five times. | ||
| + | *He challenges [[Mohammed Abdul]] to an air-humping contest. | ||
| + | *Is friends with Hulk Hogan's BROTHERRRRR | ||
| + | *He hates retarded kids. | ||
| + | * Is a resident of [[Vice City]]. | ||
| + | * He has 52 [[balls]]. | ||
| + | * He can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord. | ||
| + | * His girfriend is Sue Sussudio. | ||
| + | * He has danced into the ligggokay, enough with the Phil Collins jokes. | ||
| + | His only weakness is his sub-par ability to make music on his own. | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
| − | An entire series is being created by [[SeductiveBaz]], but he has appeared in other poops. | + | An entire series about Phil Collins is being created by [[SeductiveBaz]] who according to [[TangerineImpz]] is rumored to be Phil himself, but he has appeared in other poops. |
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| + | == Trivia == | ||
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| + | *He has stroke or something like that that's ruined his hands. :( | ||
| + | *He was originally in the progressive rock band Genesis, and took over Peter Gabriel as the lead singer when he left. | ||
| + | *Wrote the soundtrack to the critically-acclaimed ''YouTube Poop: The Movie.'' | ||
| + | [[Category:Real People]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Musicians]] | ||
Latest revision as of 15:39, 2 November 2019
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I know you, you're that guy.
PHIL COLLINS.
Significance[edit]
A demonic ruler of several worlds. His powers are recorded here:
- Kills numerous people with a stare
- Has the ability to hump the air, not unlike Mohammed Abdul.
- His crotch took over Japan and possessed it's civilians; which explains the nature of Hard Gay.
- If he ever offers you his hat, it means you are worthy for one of his thrones of power. You'll end up dying somehow though.
- Has died once, but came back.
- Ear rape.
- Ate Saturn for brunch.
- You can't hurry love, but Phil Collins can.
- Has spontaneously combusted a total of five times.
- He challenges Mohammed Abdul to an air-humping contest.
- Is friends with Hulk Hogan's BROTHERRRRR
- He hates retarded kids.
- Is a resident of Vice City.
- He has 52 balls.
- He can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
- His girfriend is Sue Sussudio.
- He has danced into the ligggokay, enough with the Phil Collins jokes.
His only weakness is his sub-par ability to make music on his own.
Appearances[edit]
An entire series about Phil Collins is being created by SeductiveBaz who according to TangerineImpz is rumored to be Phil himself, but he has appeared in other poops.
Trivia[edit]
{{#ev:youtube|av4Vwp4tDmI|320}}
- He has stroke or something like that that's ruined his hands. :(
- He was originally in the progressive rock band Genesis, and took over Peter Gabriel as the lead singer when he left.
- Wrote the soundtrack to the critically-acclaimed YouTube Poop: The Movie.
