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[[Gardevoir]] (Japanese: サーナイト ''Sirnight'') is a Psychic-type [[Pokémon]]. It is one of two final evolutions for the ''Ralts'' family, evolving from ''Kirlia''. It's 5′03″ tall and weighs 106.7 lbs. It's mainly white and seems to wear a ballroom gown, giving it a graceful appearance. Why do we actually bother about this? Well....
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'''Gardevoir''' is a Psychic/Fairy-type [[Pokemon]]. It is one of two final evolutions of the Ralts family, evolving from Kirlia at level 30. It's a highly popular Pokemon, largely thanks to its elegant appearance resemblant of a green-and-white human female. Despite this design, Gardevoir's gender ratio is in fact 50/50, and it can't breed with other humanoid Pokemon, but instead with blobs like Muk.
[[Image:282Gardevoir.png‎|thumb|Wait, people can get off to this?]]
 
  
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With its appearance proving endearing to the shadier parts of the Internet, Gardevoir was a common point of contention in NSFW discussions during the early days of [[YouChew]]. It later appeared as [[YouChew Trading Cards|YouChew Trading Card]] #25.
  
===Gardevoir Porn===
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[[Image:O_sana_070228.png|thumb|An artist's interpretation of Gardevoir.]]
Ever since the forums returned from the dead until the present day, porn involving this Pokemon is a debatable topic that spawns threads with nearly 20 pages of bickering and acid spitting. The origins are hazy, but it is presumed that the user [[ThyToonyman]] introduced it to the community by using teasing avatars and dirty images in sig spoilers. From the beginning the community was divided by this thorn in it's side. The opposing members say that it's not normal to find a Pokemon attractive, even if it does look human. Since nobody really knows WHAT the heck Gardevoir is, it is widely agreed upon that it's a human-like plant creature with a dorito sticking out of its chest, spawning the term "plantfag" for the supporters.  What's funny is that in the games, Gardevoirs would much rather get with Grimers, [[Fire|Magcargos]] and other "amorphous" pokemon, not humans.  Plus, 50% of them are male.  Think about that last one...
 
[[Image:O_sana_070228.png|thumb|Ah, this is much better.]]
 
  
 
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*[[Gabrielpika]]
 
*[[Gabrielpika]]
 
*Losmno (half way)
 
*Losmno (half way)
*Albert P. Carey, the CEO of [[Chips|Frito-Lay]].
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*The CEO of [[Chips|Frito-Lay]]
*Wally, the retarded kid in Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald.
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*Wally from ''Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald''
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*Diantha from ''Pokemon X/Y''
  
 
==Opposers==
 
==Opposers==
*Emperor Ing (hurr hurr dorito)
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*[[Emperor Ing]]
*Anyone who hates [[Illegal|Furfag]]s.
 
**Actually, anyone who hates [[Pokemon]] [[porn|pr0n]] in general.
 
*Non/Anti-[[sex|yiff]]ing [[Furry|furries]].
 
  
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The mascot for Doritos.

Name: Gardevoir
Appears In: Pokemon

Gardevoir is a Psychic/Fairy-type Pokemon. It is one of two final evolutions of the Ralts family, evolving from Kirlia at level 30. It's a highly popular Pokemon, largely thanks to its elegant appearance resemblant of a green-and-white human female. Despite this design, Gardevoir's gender ratio is in fact 50/50, and it can't breed with other humanoid Pokemon, but instead with blobs like Muk.

With its appearance proving endearing to the shadier parts of the Internet, Gardevoir was a common point of contention in NSFW discussions during the early days of YouChew. It later appeared as YouChew Trading Card #25.

An artist's interpretation of Gardevoir.

Supporters[edit]

Opposers[edit]