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*Has spontaneously combusted a total of five times.
 
*Has spontaneously combusted a total of five times.
 
*He challenges [[Mohammed Abdul]] to an air-humping contest.
 
*He challenges [[Mohammed Abdul]] to an air-humping contest.
*He kills [[Bono]]'s (his rival) true love, [[Africans]], on a daily basis.
 
 
*Is friends with Hulk Hogan's BROTHERRRRR
 
*Is friends with Hulk Hogan's BROTHERRRRR
 
*He hates retarded kids.
 
*He hates retarded kids.
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* He can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
 
* He can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
 
* His girfriend is Sue Sussudio.
 
* His girfriend is Sue Sussudio.
* He has danced into the ligggokay, enough with the Phil Collin jokes.
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* He has danced into the ligggokay, enough with the Phil Collins jokes.
 
His only weakness is his sub-par ability to make music on his own.
 
His only weakness is his sub-par ability to make music on his own.
  
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== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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*He has stroke or something like that that's ruined his hands. :(
 
*He has stroke or something like that that's ruined his hands. :(
 
*He was originally in the progressive rock band Genesis, and took over Peter Gabriel as the lead singer when he left.
 
*He was originally in the progressive rock band Genesis, and took over Peter Gabriel as the lead singer when he left.
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*Wrote the soundtrack to the critically-acclaimed ''YouTube Poop: The Movie.''
 
[[Category:Real People]]
 
[[Category:Real People]]
 
[[Category:Musicians]]
 
[[Category:Musicians]]

Latest revision as of 15:39, 2 November 2019

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3768.gifKirby likes the musician Phil Collins and he thinks you should like him too.

I know you, you're that guy.

PHIL COLLINS.

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Phil Collins caught by surprise.

Significance[edit]

A demonic ruler of several worlds. His powers are recorded here:

  • Kills numerous people with a stare
  • Has the ability to hump the air, not unlike Mohammed Abdul.
  • His crotch took over Japan and possessed it's civilians; which explains the nature of Hard Gay.
  • If he ever offers you his hat, it means you are worthy for one of his thrones of power. You'll end up dying somehow though.
  • Has died once, but came back.
  • Ear rape.
  • Ate Saturn for brunch.
  • You can't hurry love, but Phil Collins can.
  • Has spontaneously combusted a total of five times.
  • He challenges Mohammed Abdul to an air-humping contest.
  • Is friends with Hulk Hogan's BROTHERRRRR
  • He hates retarded kids.
  • Is a resident of Vice City.
  • He has 52 balls.
  • He can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
  • His girfriend is Sue Sussudio.
  • He has danced into the ligggokay, enough with the Phil Collins jokes.

His only weakness is his sub-par ability to make music on his own.

Appearances[edit]

An entire series about Phil Collins is being created by SeductiveBaz who according to TangerineImpz is rumored to be Phil himself, but he has appeared in other poops.

Trivia[edit]

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  • He has stroke or something like that that's ruined his hands. :(
  • He was originally in the progressive rock band Genesis, and took over Peter Gabriel as the lead singer when he left.
  • Wrote the soundtrack to the critically-acclaimed YouTube Poop: The Movie.