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==In brief==
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==In Brief==
Mullet is a lesser known pooper and member of YouChew Poop. He is also a co-founder of [[infinipoop]].
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Mullet is a lesser known pooper and member of YCP.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
He discovered AIDS while web surfing. He watched more and more when he decided to give it a try using his own unique style to stand along side other YouTube Poops. His first poop (that we can still see today) gained 3,000 views due to him whoring out and making it a video response to the source video. After receiving harsh criticism from poopers who didn't use 200 programs to make a 40 second video he separated himself from the YTP community due to him being butthurt. But don't worry! He's back and you can catch them during Summer roaming around the Computer discussion forum on YCP along with illiterate men who don't know the origin of the phrase "install gentoo".
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He discovered [[mainstream poop]] (cdi, dbz9000, lazar, etc.) while web surfing, and soon after started making poops in his own style to stand along side other ytp's at the time. Some of his early work attracted harsh criticism from other ytper's which caused him to become more of a separatist; no longer calling his video remixes ytp's and swearing against ever using common poop sources or techniques.
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Over time, that [[butt hurt]] would subside into true disregard for the costly [[war on AIDS]], his lack of popularity in the poop world, anyone who may criticize his poops, or, concern for anything aside from making poops for the [[lulz]].
  
 
===First poop made===
 
===First poop made===
His first poop ever made was "fix your dreamcast disc read err--Oh wait, never mind. In 2009 he made a poop unsurprisingly called "Fish Fight", but it was deleted at "user request". Also because it was terrible. A year later he (it) made a poop called "Muppets in Paradise" which was released the same time as [[99v]]'s "Arnie the Alligator". This video was also deleted in SHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMME! Mull-It's earliest non-delted solo poop is "Crocs Rock (Put Some Effects In There)". That poop was named after his debut album, "Crocs Rock! -- Put Some Disco in it!" Which features marvelous singles such as "American History Groove" and "Get back to the 70's, mullet. You're getting old."
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This is not clear due to earlier videos being self deleted or flagged by [[You Tube]], as well as this member often [[reinventing]] through creating new accounts, and, sometimes deleting old ones across [[You Tube]] and [[Daily Motion]] alike throughout the time of him being a pooper.
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This is also obscured by the philosophical debate over what is a poop.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
[[Walrusguy]] spadinner mess. You can tell when you watch his videos how much he trys to avoid perspective and come to terms that he should actually work and collaborate (besides his "infinipoop" diarrhea disaster of a channel) with other people in order to get the 100 subscribers he's been trying to get throughout the course of 3 years.
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Some CDI mess, maybe [[walrusguy]].
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
Strange. He says he knows a lot about advanced effects but he never seems to show us where or provide examples. What does this tell you? He perceives himself as a god but lies anyway? Why, that's not acting like you own the entire world at all! You know what, why don't you just slap a crown on your head and walk around your empty neighborhood pretending to be king instead of insulting other poopers who actually put effort into their videos?
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Satire above show of raw technical prowess. Effects and editing as a means to arrive at a satirical goal rather than an end unto themselves.
 
 
Silly Mullet.
 
 
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
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*[[Back to the Future]]
 
*[[Mr. T|The A-team]]
 
*G.I. Joe
 
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
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*"Advanced" effects
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*[[Montages]] (not MLG, but, the transition style)
*Sentence mixing (word replacement really)
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*[[Sentence Mixing]]
*Montages? What the hell does this even mean?
 
  
 
===Preferred Software===
 
===Preferred Software===
*Windows Movie Maker
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*Sony Vegas
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WMM
*After Effects (not really)
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Sony Vegas Pro 8
  
 
===Likes===
 
===Likes===
*Satan
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*Heat
*Being offensive
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*humidity
*FeministFrequency
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*food
 
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*being difficult
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*not communicating properly
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*communicating properly
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*pina coladas
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*walks in the rain
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*making love at midnight
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
*God
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*yoga
*The World
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*not having half a brain
*The Disney Channel
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*dull routines
 
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*accidentally making a date with my wife when we were trying to cheat on each other
==Reception==
 
"THERE IS NO GOD BUT MYSELF...KNOWING THIS, WHO DARES WORSHIP THE FALSE GODS OF THE KORAN AND BIBLE?" - Satan, from the Qu'ret Al-Yezid
 
 
 
>2013
 
>not serving Satan
 
 
 
IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DEDICATE YOUR SOUL TO SATAN AND HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS IMMEDIATELY
 
 
 
IF THIS POST IS DUBS THEN YOU MUST PERFORM THE DEDICATION RITUAL TONIGHT
 
 
 
GOOGLE JOY + SATAN AS URL IS BANNED
 
 
 
https://www.google.com/search?q=joy+satan&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
 
 
 
1ST RESULT ABOVE
 
 
 
"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book." Satan, from the Al-Jilwah
 
 
 
Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER!!
 
 
 
"Those who oppose me I afflict with disease." - Satan, from the Al-Jilwah (referring to the Jews)
 
 
 
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
This page should give you a clear image of what Mullet is like.
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*Poor grammar
 
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*slow pacing
===Achievements===
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*left leaning political opinions
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*using too much ketchup on hamburger sandwiches
Graduating elementary school.
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*unnecessary rants
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*posting non-poop criticisms on this list
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*referencing Escape by Rupert Holmes in his wiki listing, knowing that no one who reads [[Chewiki]] is likely to catch it, or, be impressed if they did.
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
*[[99v]]
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*[[FireRedTails]]
*[[number two]]
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*[[NumberTwo]]
*[[DeutscheBagge]]
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*[[Another_Brick_in_The_Wall]]
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*[[Douchebag]]
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*i don't know, these are people i've chatted with, i'm not sure. Do i have associates? Who cares?
  
===In Real Life===
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===Online===
your mom last night (oh yeah burn)
 
  
That, folks, was the greatest joke you've ever heard. Mullet deserves a prize -- I will sacrifice my blood to Satan, if that would make it happy.
 
 
===Online===
 
*[[99v]]
 
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
*Hipsters
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*do i have influences?
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*Well, do you?
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*i don't know, do i?
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*Surely, you must have been inspired by someone to start working on YTPs.
  
===Fans===
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===Links===
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*[http://www.dailymotion.com/TheRealEdison]
Dyson because he could easily cut himself if he had a real fan. Oh wait, he likes to cut himself.
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*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkMiO7ZO-ywibPqQC6Tz92Q]
  
===Other Information===
 
"to make a short story long:a you tuber named debilundjebus made a video re-edit of a gijoe episode i re-edited his re-edit under consent he is later expected re-edit my re-edit of his re-edit this process is called tennis.if you found this while looking for itf or usta match results i apologize"
 
Were you able to read any of that? I couldn't.
 
  
===Trivia===
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===Other Links===
*Frequent user of tumblr wich is y he talksa like ths????!?!? askasdfghasdfghjk
 
*Lives in the Mediterranean Sea
 
*Thicklip grey mullet
 
*is in love with [http://youchew.net/wiki/index.php?title=Radock haddock]!!!!!! <3 :)
 
 
 
===Links===
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/mulletboater?feature=mhee YouTube]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/infinipoop?feature=watch Still no one knows what this channel is actually for]
 
*[http://www.dailymotion.com/user/mulletboat/1#hp-h-8 Dailymotion (why)]
 
*[https://twitter.com/#!/infinipoop Twitter]
 

Latest revision as of 23:41, 17 June 2016

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In Brief[edit]

Mullet is a lesser known pooper and member of YCP.

History[edit]

He discovered mainstream poop (cdi, dbz9000, lazar, etc.) while web surfing, and soon after started making poops in his own style to stand along side other ytp's at the time. Some of his early work attracted harsh criticism from other ytper's which caused him to become more of a separatist; no longer calling his video remixes ytp's and swearing against ever using common poop sources or techniques. Over time, that butt hurt would subside into true disregard for the costly war on AIDS, his lack of popularity in the poop world, anyone who may criticize his poops, or, concern for anything aside from making poops for the lulz.

First poop made[edit]

This is not clear due to earlier videos being self deleted or flagged by You Tube, as well as this member often reinventing through creating new accounts, and, sometimes deleting old ones across You Tube and Daily Motion alike throughout the time of him being a pooper. This is also obscured by the philosophical debate over what is a poop.

First poop seen[edit]

Some CDI mess, maybe walrusguy.

Style[edit]

Satire above show of raw technical prowess. Effects and editing as a means to arrive at a satirical goal rather than an end unto themselves.

Preferred Methods[edit]

Preferred Software[edit]

WMM Sony Vegas Pro 8

Likes[edit]

  • Heat
  • humidity
  • food
  • being difficult
  • not communicating properly
  • communicating properly
  • pina coladas
  • walks in the rain
  • making love at midnight

Dislikes[edit]

  • yoga
  • not having half a brain
  • dull routines
  • accidentally making a date with my wife when we were trying to cheat on each other

Criticism[edit]

  • Poor grammar
  • slow pacing
  • left leaning political opinions
  • using too much ketchup on hamburger sandwiches
  • unnecessary rants
  • posting non-poop criticisms on this list
  • referencing Escape by Rupert Holmes in his wiki listing, knowing that no one who reads Chewiki is likely to catch it, or, be impressed if they did.

Associates[edit]

Online[edit]

Influences[edit]

  • do i have influences?
  • Well, do you?
  • i don't know, do i?
  • Surely, you must have been inspired by someone to start working on YTPs.

Links[edit]


Other Links[edit]