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===THE BEGGININININING===
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Once upon a time in the land of sunshine and allegedly bloody dildoes, a humble child by the name of jallerbo Bojallerson was born out of the blood of the greek god Hades and one egg of a female horse known by the name of Count Woonais Nightmarius Centariustia. However, soon after birth, this child would take the form of a bluish-grey horse with a golden mane. Out of spite for this atrocity to his line, Hades ordered Count Woonais to be imprisoned in the Moon Goddess's realm, and he then threw the newborn horse to the Earth. Despite falling thousands of feet and colliding with the ground, the child survived with little more than a mild case of cross eye. This child would be raised by Sir Pickles Brandinus Charlius Roho and his queen, Beth. Upon reaching the 10th grade, the silly horse/child known as jallerbo would discover a grave impending sense of boredom which could only be remedied by searching for random things on the educational medium known as "Utub". One day after typing the word "poop" in the search bar, jallerbo discovered a video known as "Aladdin Commits Suicide". For the next year, jallerbo continued to watch atrocious videos of this nature, having discovered that this particular form of decadence was referred to as "YouTube Poop". Then after having studied this horrendous abomination for a year, jallerbo decided that it was time to indulge in the creation of these videos as well.
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===THEN SOME OTHER STUFF HAPPENED===
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jallerbo would continue on to make many terrible cancer-inducing videos that make Jesus cry. Despite being told on multiple occasions that jallerbo is in fact the worst ytper of all time, jallerbo continued on into the present day where he received many presents from the YTP SPECIAL DELIVERY MAN, also known as Kiss Hug Blush "Do You Think I'm Cute?"
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===THE END?!?!?!===
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On May 3rd 2013, after jallerbo's latest atrocity known as the Collective Fecal Consciousness was featured on StuartTAckerFawk's Top10 list, jallerbo officially announced a retirement from ytp. However, this caused an imbalance in the ytp community, as suddenly there were too many good poopies being made.
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'''Jallerbo W. Bojallerson''' (better known by his/her stage name "Official Best Joke-Stealer") is an infamous YTP pony person who is very normal and cute.
  
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==History==
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Jallerbo Bojallerson was born in 1873 to a clan of mutant anthropomorphic horse-people from Dallas Salad, Texas. The first video Jallerbo ever saw was ''Revenge Of The Mad Madman'' by DEEPERCUT. Thus began the extinction of hours worth of young Jallerbo's time from watching hundreds of YTPs on a daily basis. Jallerbo first made a poopy in 2012. It's been somewhat of a medical mystery how exactly Jallerbo went without defecating for 17 years straight. All that can be said is that the hours sucked out of Jallerbo's precious free time and subsequently imported into Sony Vegas would eventually become years as Jallerbo steadily grew a fanbase of nearly ''five'' real subscribers.
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That being said, please unsub and dislike all of this cool person's vids if you're feeling jazzy, or maybe you could just use a bite to eat. Keep memin' and eat semen.
 
==Poopography==
 
==Poopography==
 
====YTPs====
 
====YTPs====
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*'''Applejack's New Joj '''
 
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**Was not initially uploaded, was later uploaded under the name "my frist why tea pee"
 
 
*'''A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno'''
 
*'''A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno'''
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*'''Jay Rilliam Wohnson and David's Ballad Salad'''
 
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*'''Youtube Poop: :pooP ebutuoY'''
 
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*'''Rick Astley Is Innocent, Just Like The Girl He Raped '''
 
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**An unfinished version was uploaded shortly before this version, but is now removed
 
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*'''The Death of Angry Joe'''
 
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*'''No One Needs Fleshlight Repair'''
 
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*'''A Half-Baked Youtube Poop'''
 
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*'''Spingebill Thinks The Used Is Over-rated if Not Just Plain Untalented'''
 
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**Was initially created for a spingebill collab, but SOMEONE forgot to add jallerbo to the list
 
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*'''I Hate Reaction Videos'''
 
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*'''My Fair Carlton'''
 
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*'''Regina Spektor Makes My Ears Bleed'''
 
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**Made for Tofucakecan's Bad Music Video Collab
 
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*'''I ate an asdf.'''
 
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**Was originally supposed to be the second round of a tennis with Austrock9080, but he refused to tennis cuz he's a meanie
 
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*'''Sugar Coated Fail'''
 
 
*'''Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry'''
 
*'''Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry'''
 
**Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
 
**Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
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*'''You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas'''
 
*'''You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas'''
 
*'''Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum'''
 
*'''Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum'''
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*'''TheCaledioScope is a Brony'''
 
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**This is Jallerbo's personal favorite
 
 
*'''Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon'''
 
*'''Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon'''
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**Part I of the Bavid Dailey Trilogy
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**Part I of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
 
*'''BAVIDOCALYPSE'''
 
*'''BAVIDOCALYPSE'''
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**Part II of the Bavid Dailey Trilogy
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**Part II of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
 
*'''Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch'''
 
*'''Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch'''
 
*'''Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits'''
 
*'''Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits'''
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**Made for TheArsenioGut's Chester A. Bum Collab
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**Made for TheArsenioButt's (CANCELED) Chester A. Bum Collab
 
*'''The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...'''
 
*'''The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...'''
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*'''Memoirs of a Carpet Salesman Part I: The Return of Stoob'''
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**Made for Austrock9080's MW10T Collab
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*'''Legend Of The Draggin Balls'''
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*'''You're In Jaller's World Now, Baby'''
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*'''The Spinge Binge, Vol. 1: My Little Pizza'''
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*'''Draggin Balls 2: BALL HARDER'''
  
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====Fillers and Other Vids====
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==Favorite Memes==
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*'''7.5 Seconds in Hell'''
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A little known fact about Jallerbo is Jallerbo's undying love for memes. Nearly all of Jallerbo's videos contain some of the freshest memes from your wildest dreams. These include, but are not limited to:
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**Made for Kabob340's 7 second collab, but was not included for unknown reasons :(
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*Troll Face
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*'''I Hate The Used Half-Baked Fleshlight Death of Angry Raped Youtube Poop Salad, F*ck I Don't Know'''
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*Blow-horn Sample
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**This filler was a combination of every YTP Jallerbo had made up to that point
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*Over There!
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*'''Derpy Hooves Suggests That The Viewer Should Perform Fallatio Whilst Mario Expresses His Distaste '''
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*Ass Ketchup
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**Made for AngryBirdFan9's 2 second collab, a very good original collab that took lots of effort on his part
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*What Does The Fox Say?
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*'''BEAAAAAAVERRRR?!?! '''
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*My boyfriend, Flower's Delicious Ink
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**Was originally made for "TheCaledioScope is a Brony" but was left out since it was already uploaded on its own
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*Recolored Happy Tree Friend Characters Being Used As Avatars
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*'''DANECEPTION'''
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*Chad Daddy (sup bichez)
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**Was originally made for "My Fair Carlton" which had a longer Dane Cook segment initially
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*YOU! (blush ^_^)
  
 
==Collaborations==
 
==Collaborations==
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jallerbo has hosted a few collaborations, including:
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jallerbo has hosted a few (one) collaborations, including:
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*'''The Ambience Collab (Closed, In Progress)'''
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*'''The Ambience Collab (Complete)'''
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The idea for this collab was to create an ambient-themed YTP. Participants could interpret "ambience" however they wanted.
 
**Participants:
 
**Participants:
 
***Tofucakecan
 
***Tofucakecan
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==Style==
 
==Style==
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Being unfunny and making people mad.
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Jallerbo tends to stay on the bland, less-experimental, joke-stealing side of comedy when creating artistic video remixes. Typical influences for Jallerbo's stand up routine include dathings1, Dane Cook, the Bernstein Bears, and various inanimate objects.
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
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==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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jallerbo's primary objects of dislikelyness are jallerbo's own videos. However, in regards to YTP, jallerbo is typically against using popular sources.
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*dicks
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jallerbo also dislikes YTPers that do things that are merely for the sake of getting attention, such as making collabs that are repetitive or uninspiring.
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*
  
 
==Preferred Software==
 
==Preferred Software==
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*Sony Vegas 11
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*Sony Vegas 12
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*Sony Vegas XI
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*Sony Vegas XII
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*Sony Vegas Eleven
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*Sony Vegas Twelve
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*Sony Vegas L. Evan
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*Sony Vegas i am 12 and what is this
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*Dildo Factory 3
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*Adobe After Effects CS6
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*Suck My Dick
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*Windows Explorer
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*jk69lolXD
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*Angry Birds STAR WARS iPhone App
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*Gameboy Printer
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*The Shrekronomicon
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*YTPMVer Wiki
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==Influences==
 
==Influences==
 
jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:
 
jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:
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*TimoteiLSD
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*TimoteiLSD
 
*TimoteiLSD
 
*TimoteiLSD
 
*ChemistryGuy
 
*ChemistryGuy
 
*RevSecond
 
*RevSecond
 
*JabberCash
 
*JabberCash
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*Likety
 
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*Stuart K Reilly
 
 
*Deepercutt
 
*Deepercutt
 
*Dikeike
 
*Dikeike
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*SvenBoogie
 
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*OrpheusFTW
 
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*uwilmod
 
 
*Weed
 
*Weed
 
*Alcohol
 
*Alcohol
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*Worst YTPer
 
*Worst YTPer
 
*Disappointment to family and peers
 
*Disappointment to family and peers
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*Gay
 
*Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
 
*Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
 
*Pissing everyone off
 
*Pissing everyone off
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*jallerbo's name is commonly mispelled "Jallerbo" with a capital 'J'. This is however incorrect.
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*jallerbo lives in Dallass (salad), Texas.
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*jallerbo lives in Dallas, Texas.
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*jallerbo's birthday is 12/25/94.
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*jallerbo bought two new shirts recently, one of them is a cute maroon long sleeve thermal, and the other one is a grey double sleeve v-neck with a skull on the front. jallerbo would have gotten a new pair of jeans, but the only cute ones were all the wrong sizes or cost too much.
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*jallerbo is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, language, currency, transportation system, and instructional cardio workout video series on VHS.
 
*jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
 
*jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
  
 
[[Category:12ers]]
 
[[Category:12ers]]

Latest revision as of 17:58, 19 January 2020

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

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Name: jallerbo
Country: Dinner
Year Started: 2012
Preferred Software: Vegas Pro 12

YouTube Account: jallershy

Jallerbo W. Bojallerson (better known by his/her stage name "Official Best Joke-Stealer") is an infamous YTP pony person who is very normal and cute.

History[edit]

Jallerbo Bojallerson was born in 1873 to a clan of mutant anthropomorphic horse-people from Dallas Salad, Texas. The first video Jallerbo ever saw was Revenge Of The Mad Madman by DEEPERCUT. Thus began the extinction of hours worth of young Jallerbo's time from watching hundreds of YTPs on a daily basis. Jallerbo first made a poopy in 2012. It's been somewhat of a medical mystery how exactly Jallerbo went without defecating for 17 years straight. All that can be said is that the hours sucked out of Jallerbo's precious free time and subsequently imported into Sony Vegas would eventually become years as Jallerbo steadily grew a fanbase of nearly five real subscribers. That being said, please unsub and dislike all of this cool person's vids if you're feeling jazzy, or maybe you could just use a bite to eat. Keep memin' and eat semen.

Poopography[edit]

YTPs[edit]

  • A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno
  • Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry
    • Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
  • RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen
    • Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
  • You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas
  • Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum
  • Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon
    • Part I of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
  • BAVIDOCALYPSE
    • Part II of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
  • Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch
  • Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits
    • Made for TheArsenioButt's (CANCELED) Chester A. Bum Collab
  • The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...
  • Memoirs of a Carpet Salesman Part I: The Return of Stoob
    • Made for Austrock9080's MW10T Collab
  • Legend Of The Draggin Balls
  • You're In Jaller's World Now, Baby
  • The Spinge Binge, Vol. 1: My Little Pizza
  • Draggin Balls 2: BALL HARDER

Favorite Memes[edit]

A little known fact about Jallerbo is Jallerbo's undying love for memes. Nearly all of Jallerbo's videos contain some of the freshest memes from your wildest dreams. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Troll Face
  • Blow-horn Sample
  • Over There!
  • Ass Ketchup
  • What Does The Fox Say?
  • My boyfriend, Flower's Delicious Ink
  • Recolored Happy Tree Friend Characters Being Used As Avatars
  • Chad Daddy (sup bichez)
  • YOU! (blush ^_^)

Collaborations[edit]

jallerbo has hosted a few (one) collaborations, including:

  • The Ambience Collab (Complete)

The idea for this collab was to create an ambient-themed YTP. Participants could interpret "ambience" however they wanted.

    • Participants:
      • Tofucakecan
      • ManMonocle
      • FishTitan64
      • iamoutofideas1
      • SatanTits
      • TeeheeSamson
      • XxRobotChaoxX
      • Sid1325
      • robochao1
      • SeanTylerLAWL
      • Stretch11Poops
      • SarevolNahtanoj
      • theraz0redge
      • SaturdayNightCleaner
      • AlarmCopter

Style[edit]

Jallerbo tends to stay on the bland, less-experimental, joke-stealing side of comedy when creating artistic video remixes. Typical influences for Jallerbo's stand up routine include dathings1, Dane Cook, the Bernstein Bears, and various inanimate objects.

Reception[edit]

jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply: 

"wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".

Dislikes[edit]

  • dicks

Preferred Software[edit]

  • Sony Vegas 12
  • Sony Vegas XII
  • Sony Vegas Twelve
  • Sony Vegas i am 12 and what is this
  • Adobe After Effects CS6
  • Windows Explorer
  • Angry Birds STAR WARS iPhone App
  • Gameboy Printer
  • The Shrekronomicon
  • YTPMVer Wiki

Influences[edit]

jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:

  • TimoteiLSD
  • TimoteiLSD
  • TimoteiLSD
  • ChemistryGuy
  • RevSecond
  • JabberCash
  • Deepercutt
  • Dikeike
  • Weed
  • Alcohol
  • Meth
  • Depression
  • Hornyness
  • Schizophrenia

Achievements[edit]

  • Worst YTPer
  • Disappointment to family and peers
  • Gay
  • Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
  • Pissing everyone off
  • Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
  • Copied audio clips from other YTPs because jallerbo was too lazy to find them

Trivia[edit]

  • jallerbo lives in Dallass (salad), Texas.
  • jallerbo's birthday is 12/25/94.
  • jallerbo is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, language, currency, transportation system, and instructional cardio workout video series on VHS.
  • jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
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