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*He is [[Fat|obese]]. | *He is [[Fat|obese]]. | ||
*He has not thrown any bums in jail. | *He has not thrown any bums in jail. | ||
| − | *He has magical powers | + | *He has magical powers. |
*He is the best character on ''Fresh Prince''. | *He is the best character on ''Fresh Prince''. | ||
*He is an [[Africans|African]]. | *He is an [[Africans|African]]. | ||
*He is evil. | *He is evil. | ||
| − | *He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters. | + | *He has a brother who's the father from [[Family Matters]]. |
*He acts as a father figure. | *He acts as a father figure. | ||
*He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle." | *He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle." | ||
*He was invented by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. | *He was invented by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. | ||
| − | *He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop. | + | *He is a newcomer of [[Youtube Poop]]. |
*He used to like James Brown. | *He used to like James Brown. | ||
| − | *He got thrown out of his own house | + | *He got thrown out of his own house. |
| − | *He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.) | + | *He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar. (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.) |
*He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch! | *He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch! | ||
*He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of [[Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]], butter-drenched [[turkey]] [[sauce]], and tiny [[onion]]s with dressing of butter cream. | *He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of [[Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]], butter-drenched [[turkey]] [[sauce]], and tiny [[onion]]s with dressing of butter cream. | ||
| − | *He voiced Shredder on TMNT. | + | *He voiced [[Shredder]] on TMNT. |
*He does not look like a white guy named Ward. | *He does not look like a white guy named Ward. | ||
*He is from South Carolina. | *He is from South Carolina. | ||
Revision as of 19:56, 24 September 2010
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Phil couldn't support his children's lives, so he decided to join to the Chocolate Helicoptor's Army.
Uncle Phil (B. 1946) is Will Smith's uncle/father on Family Matters The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Important Information
- He had a pet pig.
- He once attempted to murder Will.
- He doesn't like Christmas lights.
- He once burned thousands of dollars.
- He wants some cake.
- He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
- He is obese.
- He has not thrown any bums in jail.
- He has magical powers.
- He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
- He is an African.
- He is evil.
- He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
- He acts as a father figure.
- He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
- He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
- He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
- He used to like James Brown.
- He got thrown out of his own house.
- He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar. (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
- He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
- He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.
- He voiced Shredder on TMNT.
- He does not look like a white guy named Ward.
- He is from South Carolina.
- He's sorry that he screwed scientists once.
- He has copies of Playboy from 1964 in his bathroom.
