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Uncle Phil in all his glory.

Name: Phillip Banks
Appears In: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Sex: Male
Age: 64
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Lawyer, Judge

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Phil couldn't support his children's lives, so he decided to join to the Chocolate Helicoptor's Army.

Uncle Phil (B. 1946) is Will Smith's uncle/father on Family Matters The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Important Information

  • He had a pet pig.
  • He once attempted to murder Will.
  • He doesn't like Christmas lights.
  • He once burned thousands of dollars.
  • He wants some cake.
  • He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
  • He is obese.
  • He has not thrown any bums in jail.
  • He has magical powers
  • He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
  • He is an African.
  • He is evil.
  • He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
  • He acts as a father figure.
  • He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
  • He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
  • He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
  • He used to like James Brown.
  • He got thrown out of his own house
  • He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
  • He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
  • He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.
  • He voiced Shredder on TMNT.
  • He does not look like a white guy named Ward.
  • He is from South Carolina.
  • He's sorry that he screwed scientists once.