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A stupid dog/seal/whatever creature who usually gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!
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A stupid dog/seal/whatever creature that is friends with [[Donald Duck]] and [[Mickey Mouse]].
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He dies in the battle for the internetz by [[Wizardheimer]].
 
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He is supposedly a friend of [[Sora]], but Sora actually hates him.
 
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He enjoys caressing [[Robotnik]]'s penis and his greatest dream is to marry [[Gay Luigi]]. He was diagnosed with Mental Retardation when he was born. He has a son named Max who may or may not be illegitimate. His full name is George Geef, Benjamin Goof, or Goofy Goof depending on what Disney's Retcon O' The Day is.
 
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==Childhood==
 
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Goofy was found ditched as a newborn due his mental retardation and left at the outskirts of the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]].
 
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Was later found by [[Dr Rabbit]] who raised him as his own son.
 
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During his 1st school year, he fell in love with [[Donald]] and started to follow him everywhere since then.
 
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After his adoptive father attempted to shove a toothbrush up his [[ass]], Goofy ran away from home and into Donald´s house where he hid himself in the basement.
 
 
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==Teenager years==
 
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Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years, he barely passed any subject but [[Mickey mouse]] bribed the teachers to pass him.
 
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He got in fights with [[Jafar]] and met his platonic love [[Gay Luigi]] for the first time.
 
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At college, his room colleagues were Donald and [[Ganon]].
 
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He graduated from the [[Robotnik]] academy as an elite [[Diploma Dope]]
 
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==Recent years==
 
 
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Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met [[Sora]] and joined his quest against [[Wizardheimer]] him beacuse he thinks he is hot.
 
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Eventually, he was killed by Wizardheimer´s seizure magic, but then, [[George the Volcano]] accidentally dropped some [[Volvic Revive]] on him and he came back to life as good as new (unfortunately)! He is known to enjoy yearning for learning.
 
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When he found out about Sora´s new sexual orientation, he got really excited he would become his secret boyfriend. Months later, realizing Mickey Mouse was his secret boyfriend. he went deeply depressed and became Emo for 1 year until [[Anakaris]] gave him some pudding which turned him back to normal (unfortunately)!!
 
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Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by George the Class Clown.
 
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==Likes==
 
==Likes==
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*[[Gay Luigi]]
 
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*Hanging out with Sora.
 
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*Raping Sora
 
 
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*Licking Sora
 
 
*Saying totally dumb things.
 
*Saying totally dumb things.
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*Protecting the world border (ORDER!)
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*[[Donald Duck]]
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*Picking up monkey crap.
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*[[Mickey Mouse]]
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*Donald
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*[[Sora]]
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*[[Robotnik]]
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*His teenage son.
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*Looking at his own teenaged son in his underwear. ([[MORNIN']] [[The Sun|SON]]!)
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**Looking at his own teenaged son in his underwear. ([[MORNIN']] [[The Sun|SON]]!)
  
 
==Hated by==
 
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*Everybody else.
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*The original writer of this article.
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==Trivia==
 
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*His favorite flavor of ice cream is [[cum]].
 
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*He's so retarded, he uses shields as weapons, much like Captain [[America]].
 
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*He's able to perform the [[Falcon Punch]]
 
  
 
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Revision as of 18:15, 7 May 2010

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Name: Goofy
Appears In: Goof Troop, Goofy Movie, Kingdom Hearts, and more.
Sex: Male
Age: Whenever that Walt guy made him
Nationality: American
Played By: Bill Farmer

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A stupid dog/seal/whatever creature that is friends with Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse.

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HAY GUYZ!

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Likes

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It finally happened; Goofy's down in the dumps.

Hated by

  • The original writer of this article.
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