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| − | + | '''Wizardheimer''' is an eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house for no apparrent reason. | |
| − | + | His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an [[eggface]], he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world after he killed the [[retard]]ed [[Goofy]] with a [[seizure]] spell. | |
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He despises people who get his name wrong, and that's the reason why he exploded of anger during the epic battle. | He despises people who get his name wrong, and that's the reason why he exploded of anger during the epic battle. | ||
[[Image:Ghosts-r-us 047 1 0001.jpg|thumb|left|Wizardheimer loses IQ everytime he laughs]] | [[Image:Ghosts-r-us 047 1 0001.jpg|thumb|left|Wizardheimer loses IQ everytime he laughs]] | ||
==Names== | ==Names== | ||
| − | + | *Wiseacre | |
| − | * | + | *Wizenheimer |
| − | * | + | *Wizenwhatever |
| − | * | + | *Wizzenwiseguy |
| − | * | + | *Wizenhoowhatchamacalit |
| − | * | + | *Alzheimer |
| − | * | + | *Eggface (Under no circumstances should you ''ever'' call Wizardheimer this to his face) |
| − | * | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *" | + | *"Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!" |
| − | *"Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house!" | + | *"How do ya feel about BOB-OMBS?" |
| − | *"Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard" | + | *"Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!" |
| − | *"What do you want you prehistoric punk!" | + | *"Thats Wizardheimer! WIIIIIIIIIZARD-heimer!" |
| + | *"Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard!" | ||
| + | *"What do you want, you prehistoric punk?!" | ||
*"Take this, lizard lips!" | *"Take this, lizard lips!" | ||
*"My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!" | *"My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!" | ||
| + | *"Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!" | ||
*"YOU ARE!" | *"YOU ARE!" | ||
| − | *" | + | *"Sooo, what do you have to say NOW, egghead?" |
| − | *" | + | *"Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!" |
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| + | ==Other Crap== | ||
| + | ===Likes=== | ||
| + | *Killing everything | ||
| + | *Laughing all the way | ||
| + | *Causing untold misery and strife | ||
| + | *Destruction | ||
| + | *Turning people into eggs | ||
| + | *Putting people in his dungeon | ||
| + | |||
| + | ===Dislikes=== | ||
| + | *Toasters | ||
| + | *Being called an eggface | ||
| + | *[[Luigi]] | ||
| + | *Everyone | ||
== See also: == | == See also: == | ||
*[[Transvestite Wizards]] | *[[Transvestite Wizards]] | ||
Revision as of 10:09, 7 September 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Wizardheimer is an eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house for no apparrent reason. His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an eggface, he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world after he killed the retarded Goofy with a seizure spell. He despises people who get his name wrong, and that's the reason why he exploded of anger during the epic battle.
Names
- Wiseacre
- Wizenheimer
- Wizenwhatever
- Wizzenwiseguy
- Wizenhoowhatchamacalit
- Alzheimer
- Eggface (Under no circumstances should you ever call Wizardheimer this to his face)
Quotes
- "Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!"
- "How do ya feel about BOB-OMBS?"
- "Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!"
- "Thats Wizardheimer! WIIIIIIIIIZARD-heimer!"
- "Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard!"
- "What do you want, you prehistoric punk?!"
- "Take this, lizard lips!"
- "My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!"
- "Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!"
- "YOU ARE!"
- "Sooo, what do you have to say NOW, egghead?"
- "Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!"
Other Crap
Likes
- Killing everything
- Laughing all the way
- Causing untold misery and strife
- Destruction
- Turning people into eggs
- Putting people in his dungeon
Dislikes
- Toasters
- Being called an eggface
- Luigi
- Everyone
