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Uncle Phil is Will Smith's uncle/father on ~~Family Matters~~ The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Uncle Phil in all his glory.

He had a pet pig.
He once attempted to murder Will.
He doesn't like Christmas lights.
He once burned thousands of dollars.
He wants some cake.
He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
He is obese.
He has not thrown any bums in jail.
He has magical powers
He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
He is an African.
He is evil.
He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
He acts as a father figure.
He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
He used to like James Brown.
He got thrown out of his own house
He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.
He voiced Shredder on TMNT.
He does not look like a white guy named Ward.

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 *He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of [[Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]], butter-drenched [[turkey]] [[sauce]], and tiny [[onion]]s with dressing of butter cream.
 *He voiced Shredder on TMNT.
+*He does not look like a white guy named Ward.
 [[Category:Fat Characters]]
 [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]