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Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. His true identity however, is some fat guy, possibly Gwonam's brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This alos, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brother
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Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. His true identity however, is some fat old guy, possibly Gwonam's brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This, alas, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brother
 
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==Likes==
 
==Likes==
*Axel(got it memorized?)
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*Axel (got it memorized?)
 
*Chad Warden's haircut
 
*Chad Warden's haircut
 
*[[Fire]]
 
*[[Fire]]
 
*[[War]]
 
*[[War]]
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*[[DOOM]]
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*Koreans
 
*Koreans
 
*Accidently stepping on his own balls
 
*Accidently stepping on his own balls
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[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]

Revision as of 18:30, 13 March 2010

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Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?

Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. His true identity however, is some fat old guy, possibly Gwonam's brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This, alas, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brother


Link, see how Militron's balls sag to the floor? They're the greatest!

His brother is Mars, the god of war and he has to German Sheperds named Demos and Phobos

Likes

  • Axel (got it memorized?)
  • Chad Warden's haircut
  • Fire
  • War
  • DOOM

Dislikes

  • Luigi
  • Link
  • Koreans
  • Accidently stepping on his own balls