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Look and see: Goronu, bastard child of Andy Warhol. | Look and see: Goronu, bastard child of Andy Warhol. | ||
| − | Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in [[Koridai]], then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently being kept in holding in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. This is not his first offense; In his younger days he was charged numerous times on charges including Car Theft, Child Pornography, and Necromancy. He was briefly treated for his anorexia, but it has since returned. He will likely die very soon. | + | Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in [[Koridai]], then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently being kept in holding in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. This is not his first offense; In his younger days he was charged numerous times on charges including Car Theft, Child Pornography, and Necromancy. He was briefly treated for his anorexia, but it has since returned. He will likely die very soon. Goronu also [[Michael Jackson|used to be [[black]], but then he changed, as seen below. |
Cultural Heritage: Mars | Cultural Heritage: Mars | ||
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==See Also:== | ==See Also:== | ||
*[[Robotnik|Bald Guys]] | *[[Robotnik|Bald Guys]] | ||
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| + | <gallery>Image:Goronu34.jpg|Goronu when he was black. | ||
| + | Image:Goronu33.jpg|Goronu in the intermediate stages of transformation. | ||
| + | Image:Goronu24.jpg|Goronu is now white.</gallery> | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
Revision as of 21:38, 12 February 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Look and see: Goronu, bastard child of Andy Warhol.
Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in Koridai, then killing her for being a dirty kunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently being kept in holding in the Coney Island Disco Palace. This is not his first offense; In his younger days he was charged numerous times on charges including Car Theft, Child Pornography, and Necromancy. He was briefly treated for his anorexia, but it has since returned. He will likely die very soon. Goronu also [[Michael Jackson|used to be black, but then he changed, as seen below.
Cultural Heritage: Mars
Weapons
- A Magic Wand
- Spellcasting Abilities
- Being Hideous
- A 12-Inch Dildo
Quotes
Goronu Wake Up Sleepy Bones!
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Goronu Find the living, and cut their vile throats.
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Goronu You can't kill me! NO! NO! NOOOOOO....
See Also:
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Goronu when he was black.
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Goronu in the intermediate stages of transformation.
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Goronu is now white.
