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| − | [[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb| | + | [[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb|Typical appearance of a cultist.]] |
| − | *Law for Kids is an [[evil]] cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's | + | *Law for Kids is an [[evil]] cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licenses revoked. |
| − | *They have magical teleportation | + | *They have magical teleportation abilities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules. |
| − | *These cultists can easily be | + | *These cultists can easily be identified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly bald men. |
==The cultists don't allow:== | ==The cultists don't allow:== | ||
| − | [[image:Licence.PNG|thumb| | + | [[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.]] |
*Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | *Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | ||
*Standing in a parking zone. | *Standing in a parking zone. | ||
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*Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it. | *Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it. | ||
*Driving a car whilst drinking any substance, especially beer. | *Driving a car whilst drinking any substance, especially beer. | ||
| − | * | + | *Possessing plastic bags filled with broccoli. |
*People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.) | *People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.) | ||
*Using excessive punctuation. | *Using excessive punctuation. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *[[Robotnik]] | + | *[[Robotnik]] has been harassed by Law For Kids many times. |
*It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... [[User: Crazy Luigi|Me]]!!! | *It's rumored that this cult is lead by either [[Bill O'Reilly]] or [[Wario]]. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... [[User: Crazy Luigi|Me]]!!! | ||
*They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | *They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | ||
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*Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit. | *Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit. | ||
*They often need to go to the bathroom. | *They often need to go to the bathroom. | ||
| − | *Want to destroy Texas for [[no]] | + | *Want to destroy Texas for [[no]] apparent reason whatsoever. |
*That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | *That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | ||
*They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the [[KKK|Ku Klux Klan]], only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who [[cum|come]] to Arizona. | *They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the [[KKK|Ku Klux Klan]], only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who [[cum|come]] to Arizona. | ||
*Also, they want to beat up all illegal Mexicans who [[cum|come]] to the magical land of Arizona. | *Also, they want to beat up all illegal Mexicans who [[cum|come]] to the magical land of Arizona. | ||
Revision as of 01:34, 16 December 2009
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- Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licenses revoked.
- They have magical teleportation abilities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules.
- These cultists can easily be identified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly bald men.
The cultists don't allow:
- Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
- Standing in a parking zone.
- Displaying any emotions.
- Spilling root beer in a sink.
- Wearing grey shirts.
- Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it.
- Driving a car whilst drinking any substance, especially beer.
- Possessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
- People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.)
- Using excessive punctuation.
- Getting a black eye.
- Not mashing your pencil on paper.
- Driving through a green stoplight.
- Disabled People
- Fighting for self-defense.
- Drinking sapphire blue liquids.
Trivia
- Robotnik has been harassed by Law For Kids many times.
- It's rumored that this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... Me!!!
- They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
- Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them.
- Their faces change occasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit.
- They often need to go to the bathroom.
- Want to destroy Texas for no apparent reason whatsoever.
- That guy in the picture is NOT Charles Emerson Winchester III!
- They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the Ku Klux Klan, only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who come to Arizona.
- Also, they want to beat up all illegal Mexicans who come to the magical land of Arizona.
