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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *He has a snake | + | *He has a snake attached to his arm, as well as [[4]] pairs of nipples and an eye where his [[Penis|crotch]] should be. |
*He sometimes might bring insanity into a town that he meets. | *He sometimes might bring insanity into a town that he meets. | ||
*However, he could also bring insanity into [[you]]. | *However, he could also bring insanity into [[you]]. | ||
Revision as of 14:34, 16 September 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Xavier is a renegade angel from, well, Xavier: Renegade Angel. He's a wanderer of the world to try to make the world a better place. He's also a sort of philosopher, where he asks questions about life and other stuff like that.
Quotes
- "I need some of that disease that you guys invented."
- "The other one."
- "That's the spice."
- "I don't have time for that."
- "Frittata!"
- "Just gotta dump this load in that dirty, prudish, floppy slot, and collect my prutos."
- "You can all fret not. I have the cure, right here."
- "You don't want to drink that."
- "I thought you had the stutter."
- "Yowsas! This town has gone bowsers!"
