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Glutko is a horrible green Cyclopse who may or may not be the true imbodyment of [[AIDS]]. Gluko is a glutton that symbolizes [[sex|something]], with the [[cum|saliva]] and [[balls|chin]] in particular. He enjoys eating Koridians for hours to come. He is also the lost brother of the Cyclops from Hercules. His favorite TV show is M*A*S*H*.  
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Glutko is a glutton that symbolizes [[sex|something]], with the [[cum|saliva]] and [[balls|chin]] in particular. He enjoys eating Koridians for hours to come. He is also the lost brother of the Cyclops from Hercules. His favorite TV show is M*A*S*H*.  
 
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According to Glutko, they taste like diarrhea, or at least that's what it sounded like. Why he still likes it, is unknown but the satisfied moans and warm saliva dripping from his mouth means he certainly likes it. Whenever Glutko has sexual intercourse with them is unknown, but it's speculated he's into vore.
 
According to Glutko, they taste like diarrhea, or at least that's what it sounded like. Why he still likes it, is unknown but the satisfied moans and warm saliva dripping from his mouth means he certainly likes it. Whenever Glutko has sexual intercourse with them is unknown, but it's speculated he's into vore.

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Glutko is a glutton that symbolizes something, with the saliva and chin in particular. He enjoys eating Koridians for hours to come. He is also the lost brother of the Cyclops from Hercules. His favorite TV show is M*A*S*H*.

Flavour?

According to Glutko, they taste like diarrhea, or at least that's what it sounded like. Why he still likes it, is unknown but the satisfied moans and warm saliva dripping from his mouth means he certainly likes it. Whenever Glutko has sexual intercourse with them is unknown, but it's speculated he's into vore.

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Glutko.

He's also into Wetlook, and only eats Koridians with orange hair, yellow vests with blue shirts underneath them and wearing brown pants. Why Glutko has a odd fetish for this type of clothing is unknown.

People He's Eaten

  • A large horde of Koridians.
  • A Bomb
  • People who make fun of his enormous man-boobs.
  • The Great Mighty Poo (He tasted like shit, you know.)