Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.

Difference between revisions of "Mr. Krabs"

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Line 14: Line 14:
 
*He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, Guatemala, and parts of Brazil.  
 
*He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, Guatemala, and parts of Brazil.  
 
*Once wished that he could talk to his money.
 
*Once wished that he could talk to his money.
*Sold his soul so many times, that not not only do both [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] and the devil own his soul (As well as many other motherfuckers, including the Flying Dutchman.), but they're also currently in court trying to decide who gets his soul.
+
*[[Spongebob Squarepants]], Cindy Crawford, and [[The Devil]] are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over who owns Mr. Krab's soul.  
 
*Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs.  This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"
 
*Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs.  This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"
  

Revision as of 07:21, 30 June 2009

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Mrk.jpg

Name: Eugene Krabs
Appears In: Spongebob Squarepants
Sex: Male
Age: 47

Mr. Krabs is known as the boss of Spongebob and the greedy little bastard on the show, Spongebob Squarepants. Known as the cheapskate character, he loves his money.

Trivia

  • He owns several countries, including Latvia, Estonia, South Africa, Guatemala, and parts of Brazil.
  • Once wished that he could talk to his money.
  • Spongebob Squarepants, Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over who owns Mr. Krab's soul.
  • Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"

Quotes

  • "Hello, my name is Mr. Krabs, and I like money."
  • "Ar ar ar!"
  • "Moar!"
  • "And I once had a kidney stone, but I had to let it pass."