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Despite his surname, he is in no way related to [[Gwonam]].
 
Despite his surname, he is in no way related to [[Gwonam]].
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==Trivia==
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*He likes [[eggs]]. A lot.
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*His hobbies include drinking [[BOOZE|beer]] and beating up LeFou.
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*Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating [[1295.31]] eggs.
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*Why the creator of this page decided to name it Gaston McGwonam is beyond me.  Could someone rename it "Gaston" for accuracy?
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*Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR.
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*No one ______s like Gaston.  Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy.
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*As a specimen, yes, he's IN-TIM-I-DAT-ING!!!
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*He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!!
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*He uses [[Hitler|antler]]s in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!!
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*He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh.
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*Gaston is the best, and the rest is all [[Tourettes Guy|Duh-ripps]]!
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*How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown.

Revision as of 17:16, 14 June 2009

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Better known for his role as the villain in the film Beauty and the Beast, Gaston McGwonam is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into The Pit. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents.

Despite his surname, he is in no way related to Gwonam.

Trivia

  • He likes eggs. A lot.
  • His hobbies include drinking beer and beating up LeFou.
  • Once broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating 1295.31 eggs.
  • Why the creator of this page decided to name it Gaston McGwonam is beyond me. Could someone rename it "Gaston" for accuracy?
  • Every last inch of him's covered with HAIR.
  • No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy.
  • As a specimen, yes, he's IN-TIM-I-DAT-ING!!!
  • He's especially good at EX-PAC-TOR-A-TING!!!
  • He uses antlers in all of his DE-COR-AT-ING!!!
  • He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh.
  • Gaston is the best, and the rest is all Duh-ripps!
  • How an illiterate buffon like Gaston learned a word like "expactorating" is currently unknown.