Sniper

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The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia. His mother and father are Yoko of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and The End, respectively.

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Name: Sniper
Age: ??
From: Team Fortress 2
Occupation: Sniper (Hired Mercenary)

Characteristics

The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.

Weapon of Choice

• A sniper rifle, dumbass. Used for distance shots.
  
• His penis machete. Used for melee attacks.
• Jarate: the terrifying biological weapon centered around urine in a jar.
• Some rather useless shield that can block one backstab for a few seconds.
• A bow and arrow.

Quotes

• Wanka.
• Boom, headshot...
• Snipin's a good job mate, challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you might go angry.
• 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
  
• I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!
• One is a job and one is mental sickness!
• Crazed gunmen have standards.
• I think his mate saw me...
• Feelings!
• Be polite.
• Be efficient.
• Professionals have standards.
• Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Trivia

• Despite his parents constantly misunderstanding his occupation, the Sniper frequently protects his father from the assassination attempts of Robotnik, who is jealous of The End's robotic Japanese schoolgirl of a wife.
• The Sniper once brought Yoko to the battlefield on "Bring your Mother to Work Day". She pulled off 5 headshots in a row before being knifed in the back by a Spy. Valve offered her a permanent job, as well as her own video, but they immediately took back the offer when they realized she couldn't speak English.
• Secretly admires Link which is why he has a bow, a shield and a sword.

See Also

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• Scout
• Demoman
• Team Fortress 2