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*He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
 
*He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
 
*He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch!
 
*He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch!
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*WhatamIbout--WhatamIbout

Revision as of 21:49, 9 February 2009

Uncle Phil is Will's Uncle on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Uncle Phil in all his glory

Important Information

  • He had a pet pig.
  • He once attempted to murder Will.
  • He doesn't like Christmas lights.
  • He once burned thousands of dollars.
  • He wants some cake.
  • He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
  • He is obese.
  • He has not thrown any bums in jail.
  • He has magical powers
  • He is the most important character on Fresh Prince.
  • He is an African
  • He is evil.
  • He acts as a father figure.
  • He was invented by Robotnik.
  • He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
  • He used to like James Brown
  • He got thrown out of his own house
  • He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
  • He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
  • WhatamIbout--WhatamIbout