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The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.
 
The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.
 
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Revision as of 13:00, 5 November 2008

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The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia.

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Name: Sniper
Age: ??
From: Team Fortress 2
Occupation: Sniper (Hired Mercenary)

Characteristics

The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.

Weapon of Choice

  • A sniper rifle, dumbass.
    Sniper.jpg

Quotes

  • Wanka.
  • Boom, headshot...
  • Snipa's a good job mate, challenging work, outta doors, I guarentee you'll not go angry.
  • 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
  • I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!
  • One is a job and one is mental sickness!
  • Crazed gunmen have standards.
  • I think his mate saw me...
  • Feelings!
  • Be polite.
  • Be efficient.
  • Professionals have standards.
  • Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

See Also

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